35 Four Leaf Clovers In The Span Of 5 Minutes

Working as a collective, all the people in the world had created the perfect, most effective system of manufacturing and living. Everything was perfectly streamlined and efficient. And then there was Dave.

Dave appeared to be your average white man. Ya know, the guy you picture when you think 'Dave'. However, he was much more. Yes, he was complicit in the perfect world, but as someone not a part of the hive mind, he had particular fun fucking it up.

It was believed that no one was outside the hive mind so no one could pin the blame on Dave. Dave could walk right up to the lettuce farm, steal all the lettuce, and no one knew who it was and if they did, what to do with him.

He helped the people too, feeling sorry for them. Stuck endlessly in other's thoughts, but at the same time as he was clearing the sidewalk of newly fallen leaves, he would also trip all the teen boys walking by to laugh when they hit the concrete.

All humans have merged into a vast hive mind, except for Dave.

REBLOG THIS IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A SAFE SPACE FOR ANY LGBTQ+ MEMBER AND ALLY

we're out of milk. could you grab some on the way back?

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

Just a drawing of my bestie <3

if you're new to the potc fandom jack is bi btw we called dibs he's ours

I SAW THIS ON SUMMERWEEN!!! THANKS TUMBLR!!

gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going

“hey we wanna do a halloween episode” “but it’s summer” “the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”

does anyone else remember that tv show called Takapu from nz in the early 2000s??? is it just me??

“Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender…”

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ace culture is feeling conflicted about wanting to wear clothes that make you feel confident but knowing they could be considered sexy and could cause you to be sexualized and hate the thought of that