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HELLO!!! If you’re doing mutant mayhem request, I was wondering if you can do Mutant mayhem boy’s with a S/O who’s really good at acting, dancing etc but their to shy to show it off?

THANK UUUUU

-stars

OMG OFC!!!!! i love writing for the mm boys sm sorry if this is short btw im tired asf

Mutant Mayhem Boys x G/N Reader (Sfw)

tw: none

Leo

tbh hes pretty impressed when you tell him you can dance and act

he gets why youre shy about it but tries to help you come out of your shell (pun intended)

encourages you to do interpretive dance as a hobby 100% but will be okay if you do something else instead

he can act too but doesnt usually need to (hes secretly a theater kid at heart)

will learn how to dance so he can dance with you <3

Donnie

if he walks in on you dancing or acting he tries to leave as quietly as possible as to not embarass you (he stays for a minute and watches you as you do it bc its super cute to him)

hes good at acting and does it alot (tech kid for theater so he picked up some stuff from that plus masking his autism)

he can dance too btw but he refuses to admit it

if you catch him dancing hed get embarassed but trusts you to be nice about it

if he catches you dancing he records it (secretly) so he can watch it later and do lots of research if its a style he hasnt seen before

Raph

secretly loves dancing but he wont admit it or tell you until youre further into the relationship

makes fun of you lightheartedly if he catches you acting out somthing but makes sure you know hes joking

if he goes too far in his jokes he makes sure to comfort you as much as you need and makes note of what he shouldnt say next time

he has donnie do research on dance for him (lowkey lazy tbh) so he can seem smart about it

Mikey

cant dance or act but learns how to dance so you feel less shy about it

loves to watch you act thongs out because he finds it interesting

tried to learn how to dance once to impress you but he ate shit and you caught him and he got really embarassed

him: *falls*

you : "wtf was that" *walks to the noise*

him :

you : "oh"

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack

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Pookie I'm so sorry to dump this but could I request a musical or movie Beej (i have many nicknames for him) comforting a burnt out s/o plz? My next two weeks about to be so busy with theater stuff and I am not ready to 😭 so if you can tie that in that be awsome but if not dw at all i completely get it- forever in your walls ❤️/p

YES OFC!! anything for you pookie🩷 (fanfic rizz) /p

Beetlejuice x gn reader (sfw)

tw: none

honestly doesnt get it but he knows that humans are weird so just let him know if you need help or space and hes on it

will try to help but hes a goober so yeah

tries to cheer you up and get you back to being peppy and cheerful

will help you out as much as he can if hes able to do so

lots of cuddles and such

doesnt know what to do but brings you food if and when you need it

makes sure you drink water

tries to lighten the load of stress so you can relax a bit and get back on track

This is all in good fun

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