Currently Eating This Shit Up Ngl

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michael myers (dead by daylight) nsfw alphabet

requested: no

Tw: smut

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

michael wont stick around after sex, your on your own to clean up

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

he likes his arms because he knows how strong he is

his favorite body part of yours is your neck because he loves the sounds you make when he chokes you

C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)

he will cum anywhere but prefers to creampie you, he likes the way his cum drips from your overly used hole

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

he loves it if you try to fight back but hell never show it

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

hes not very experienced but he learns fast

F= Favorite position

missionary, he loves how he can see himself thrusting in and out of you, he also likes that he can choke you and see your facial expressions

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

hes serious, not because hes a dick or anything, he just struggles to laugh if you crack a joke and doesnt see the point in being aything but serious during sex

H= Hair (grooming habits)

he isnt groomed and he doesnt care if thats what you prefer. hes never had the time to focus on that and youll just have to accept it

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

hes rough with you, he only really has sex to get himself off but he will subconsiously learn what you like and will eventually get you off too

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

he doesnt really jack off, why would he need to now that he has you?

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

dacryphyllia (crying), knifeplay, bdsm, choking, manhandling, hair pulling, primal play, voyeurism, cnc

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

anywhere, as long as youre the last survivor

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)

he gets off on stalking and chasing you, especially if you put up a good fight

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

hell try anything once, but you have to suggest it

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

he prefers recieving because he knows hes in control. if you ask him really nicely im sure hell eat you out though

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

he goes fast and hard, he has really high stamina so i hope youre ready for at least 6 rounds and then some after he gives you a break

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

he prefers to take his time with you but wont tyrn down the oppertunity to have a quicky

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

he will try new things but you have to suggest something first for him to consider it

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

hes got really high stamina so he can definently go 6-7 rounds without a break, but if he takes a break its 10-12 rounds

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

hes not a fan of toys but if you want them hell let you use them on yourself

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

he'll tease you but he wont tease himself or let you tease him

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

the most youll hear from him is panting and the occasional groan, hes not loud by any means

W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)

he would absolutely take photos of you after youre all fucked out

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

11 inches hard, 7 inches soft and hes girthy with afew larger veins un the bottom and sides. his dick also hangs a little bit even when hes fully hard (good luck♡)

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

his sex drive isnt super high but if he sees you doing something hell get hard from watching you while youre oblivious

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

im not sure he sleeps at all actually but no he doesnt sleep afterwards, he just gets up and leaves to do something else

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

im so excited that im finally on tumblr on thursday the 12th for once!!

I’ve been waiting since March to post this…

Heyyy! I saw your ask box was open and was wondering if you would be okay with writing Ghistface (Billy or Stu /or both\) x plus size fem reader? Just a bit off fluff and some love shared. Maybe featuring a movie date??

yes i can! im writing this on mobile so sorry if the format is wonky ^3^

Billy loomis and Stu Macher x plus size fem! reader fluff

'Movie Night'

The three of you would decide hang out one day in the summer and decide to have a movie night!

Billy and You would try to pick a scary movie for you three to watch together while Stu made popcorn and fetched some drinks

After you pick the movie you three would be in a cuddle puddle on the couch talking about the movie together

if you got scared and jumped they would both laugh a little and cover your face in kisses and hold your hands

one thing they both absolutely love about you is that youre warm and soft and very fun to cuddle, especially when watching their favorite shared genre

after multiple movies it gets late and the three of you all fall asleep together on the couch, still cuddling and loving every second of it, even when youre catching some good rest

sorry if this was short, i just started writing afew days ago, i hope you like it!

bubba (dead by daylight) nsfw alphabet

requested:no

Tw: smut

A/N: bubbas one of my favorite characters so this will be longer

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He tries his best to be comforting after sex, especially since hes self consious and wants to make sure youre okay even if you were on top

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

He likes his arms the best since he knows theyre strong

he loves every part of you but if he had to choose itd be your stomach

C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)

Hes usually not messy but if hes had a rough day hed cum on your thighs and stomach

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

while hes a killer he can get very self consious of his body and doesnt mind if you top him half the time

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

hes not very experienced,, like he knows how to have sex but he doesnt at the same time? like he knows the basis of how it works but he doesnt know all the details if that makes sense

F= Favorite position

if youre on top he prefers riding since he knows that you have control of the situation and he feels like he wont crush you but if hes on top its missionary since he gets to see every expression you make and the way his cock forces a slight bulge in your stomach

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

after he gets comfortable with you, he can be pretty goofy sometimes, especially if thats how you are during sex

H= Hair (grooming habits)

Hes not groomed, we all know that. hes from texas and hes busy back at the sawyer household. he doesnt have time for keeping himself kept down there and he honestly didnt think that hed ever have sex with someone like you so he never bothered trimming anything

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

he tries his best to be intimate but hes not from a household that really shows love in any way other than providing food so he ends up being rougher

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

like ive said earlier, hes busy and doesnt really have time to jack off, plus he has you so he doesnt really need to

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

praise, oral fixation, pegging, breeding

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

he prefers to have sex in private areas, he doesnt want anyone to see whats his

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)

if you wear something skin tight hes gonna be dragging you to a secluded area within seconds

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

if he sees you crying or youre in pain hed stop completely even if youre okay, he doesnt want to hurt you even accidentally, if youre not in pain youd have to convince him that youre okay before hed continue

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

he loves giving and recieving, he might not be the best at giving but hell try his best and would take critisism as long as youre nice about it

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

he goes at a normal pace but hes rough with his thrusts, if hes pent up he wont last as long but if hes not he can go aout 2-3 rounds

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

he doesnt like quickies, he likes to make love with you and he cant do that if hes rushed

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

hell try some things but youll have to talk to him about it first

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

he can go 2-3 rounds and they can last from 15-30 minutes

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

hes fine with using toys but if you want to use them on him youll have to make sure hes okay with it and talk to him multiple times to reassure him that you wont hurt him

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

hes pretty fair and if he cums before you hell eat you out or fuck you until you cum as well

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

he whines, grunts, groans, any noise you think of hes made it in bed, and he is loud too

W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)

if you let him hed eat your ass and vice-versa, he also wouldnt mind fucking your ass either

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

he grew up eating lots of protein so id say hes around 6-7 inches and girthy as fuck, hes uncircumcised and hes got 1 prominent vein on the bottom of his dick thats really sensitive too

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

hecan go at it whenever, hes always a little bit horny for you so if you mention that you wanna have sex hes down too

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

hell try his best to clean you up first but having sex takes it out of him if hes on top so hed fall asleep right after he finishes making you comfortable

hey!! if you are taking requests, i wanted to request the tmnt mm! boys having a crush on a fem! reader who’s EXACTLY like raph. she loves fighting, may or may not have anger issues, cursed with resting bitch face, BUT, she’s actually really sweet and outgoing. never afraid to speak her mind, so, she may come across as rude sometimes, but, she never really means to be. (lowkey a biased request but SSSHH, we’re not gonna talk about that)

omg finally a tmnt mm request!! this was so much fun to write!! sorry if theyre short btw im struggling with writers block rn

TMNT (mutant mayhem) x fem! reader sfw

tw: none

Donnie

he wouldnt really understand that he was actually falling for you until one of his brothers mentions how you act and he starts telling them that youre suprisingly nice

he definently makes you little trinkets as a sign of appreciation (and as a way of flirting with you)

whenever youre not around and theyre not busy he constantly talks about you and how youre actually really sweet even though you act like a dick to he rest of them most of the time

his brothers think hes lying and that you cant be that nice until they get to know you better

when you start softening up around his brothers he finally asks you out

hes autistic so dont be overly touchy in private, it makes him uncomfortable

Raph

honestly he loves girls that have similar personalities to him so when he meets you hes head over heels

hes also secretly a softie too so when you start to trust you more he does as well

you guys are so cute together omg

he suprisingly doesnt have the guts to ask you out on his own so his brothers do it (he was so embarassed that they did that to him even though it was his idea)

if you say yes to going out with him hell be so happy

dont tell anyone he has a soft side for the sake of his reputation though

Leo

Mikey

it takes a bit for him to warm up to you at first but after his brothers convinced him you were fine he decided to give you a chance to know each other

he didnt expect you to like fighting or anything and if he didnt know you he could easily mistake you for his brother raph

raph can already be alot on his own so essentially having two of him around is insane

eventually you get to know him better and start trusting him more and start to loosen up around him

he eventually asks you out when he has the chance and you two are away from his brothers

hes a little scared of you at first tbh since youre almost exactly like his brother personality wise

it doesnt take very long before you two get comfortable around eachother though

he also notices that he has feelings for you pretty soon after he gets to know you better and sees that you have a soft side

he asks you out pretty quickly actually

Wall anon...can I have a snacc ;-; I'm running out of wall critters to eat

ofc pookie,, i have a stash in my closet and my kitchen

Pookie I'm so sorry to dump this but could I request a musical or movie Beej (i have many nicknames for him) comforting a burnt out s/o plz? My next two weeks about to be so busy with theater stuff and I am not ready to 😭 so if you can tie that in that be awsome but if not dw at all i completely get it- forever in your walls ❤️/p

YES OFC!! anything for you pookie🩷 (fanfic rizz) /p

Beetlejuice x gn reader (sfw)

tw: none

honestly doesnt get it but he knows that humans are weird so just let him know if you need help or space and hes on it

will try to help but hes a goober so yeah

tries to cheer you up and get you back to being peppy and cheerful

will help you out as much as he can if hes able to do so

lots of cuddles and such

doesnt know what to do but brings you food if and when you need it

makes sure you drink water

tries to lighten the load of stress so you can relax a bit and get back on track

@dumbboywithinternet

THIS how close i'm trying to be with my man