YOU GUYS

I found a post by @solarsparkss that was basically Sanders sides ships as childhood memories

And decided I'd do what I do best and take really nice wholesome content and ruin it for everyone

So I give you Sanders sides ships as classic childhood memories: Callum edition

Logince: fighting with my brother wale we were making Mac and cheese, I wanted to add the cheese and we were dumb kids and used cheese from a jar I reached for the jar with no warning and broke it 

Analogical: keeping my mom up cause I had a stomachache and I kept asking if we could go to a doctor, and when she'd finally agree I'd say we didn't have to go 

Prinxiety: watching kids randomly break out into fights and even cheering some on

Royality: my grandma unintentionally buying aphmau merch 

Demus: me getting in trouble cause I allegedly punched a baby

Logicality: whenever the teacher had a timer on the board and it going down to 10 seconds and everyone yelling "10 SECONDS BAKER'S"

Moxiety: crying and covering my ears when we had to watch a brainpop. Jr over drugs 

LAMP: my absolute hell of a drama camp, where we spent more time walking then dancing and I had a meltdown the day of the show cause I thought a girl hated me 

Dukxiety: my friend asking the highschool band performing at the school if they could play megalovania on the tenor trumpet 

Roceit: my brother crushing my dreams of wanting to meet stampycat

Moceit: forcing my family to sing Christmas songs by the fire

Loceit: making fun of trump during lunch and one girl leaning over and saying "don't you guys think your being a bit rude"

Anxceit: my teacher in kindergarten asking me how high I can count and me not wanting to show off and saying I could only count to 100

Intrulogical: me getting horny asf during a fine motor skills class 

Intruality: crying over the cartoon network "we'll see you tomorrow" ending cause it just made me really sad 

Hey logan/Janus fans, you wanna see a magic trick?

I call this one "double your therapy sessions"

TA DAAAAA

I want a kakegurui las nevadas crossover for the soul purpose of getting to see Yumeko and Charlie gamble

Yumekos out here getting horny asf and charlie's just s p i n n i n g

(in reality it'd probably be sick asf, getting to see Charlie lose it at least a little)

Also they'd look cool in the uniforms :)

(I'd also like to see the absolute madness of quackity and Mary, itd literally get so hectic they don't even get close to finishing the game, they just yell at each other the entire time)

I'm sorry yall are really saying "oh moceit is such a divorced couple" and then expect to have wholesome fluff filled conversations

As someone with divorced parents

Their talking about how Patton just got an air fryer and because Janus is going on vacation so whats the schedule gonna be like for that

When I first saw this I thought he said braille, so I spent 20 mins making this

Considering my IOP is in the 20-30s I should probably start learning braille anyways

ruikasa comic...........

Everyone's making frog pattons hcs that are ansty

Hear me out

His blush is green

And he thinks it's stupid and hffmkhdsckoywsgf

... Listen if any moceit fic writers are taking suggestions-

Okay listen...

Charlie

Is sensitive to bright lights (his immediate reaction to being in las nevadas was its really bright and he didn't like that)

Cannot socialize for the life of him (literally, he got knocked out cause he couldn't explain what he was doing)

Has issues switching from one topic to the other (going from gambling to listening to q)

Has verbal issues (couldn't pronounce home and could only say hole)

Takes things literally (when q said what's up he actually looked up to see the cords)

In situations lacks empathy (when Tommy found out he just watched him get excited he emotionally stayed the same)

Has some issues with boundaries

Listen I know he has those characteristic because he's been in complete darkness and loneliness for literal centuries and therefore doesn't have lv 2 asd

... But please he's my comfort character and current fixation let me have this

Like I'm not gonna preach "THIS BITCH AUTISTIC"... But like

In human aus...

Cmon janus

There's no way in remrom you mistook patton, a pile of nothing but fatherly love for a garbage can, just say you didn't wanna finish the sandwich and asked if anyone wanted it, and patton finished it okay, swallow your pride for 2 seconds

Are you still taking requests?

Yep!

I'd like to think that wale the new asides was happening Patton was just in his room having a stroke

He's just sitting there having a (no pun intended) heart attack

He's just having a massive adrenaline rush