Ah. Well, If You Ever Need Assistance I’m Not Afraid To Throw Hands With A Vigilante.

We can’t Zoinks, Zap, Zoom our way outta this one.

Still collecting the full alphabet of the "live, laugh, love" variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the "We can't ___, _____, ____ our way out of this."

Can someone please tell me why HARLEEN FUCKING QUINZEL just thanked me? First the clay pots and now rogues thanking me. Also, I think I just saw the Red Hood on a roof top across from my apartment…should I be concerned?

Thank you for the idea, JJ. Imma get started on this right away.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

If I start writing Drabbles, would anyone read them?

Hey, I've got your phone. Red Hood decided to send it to the archives. It'll be back by tonight.

Oh thank goodness. I can pick it up if that’s easier. The vines are a little hostile towards visitors right now.

Crawmoms

“crayfish” is so misleading because they’re obviously not fish

just call them crawdads and go

Found them.

To the person who left a bottle of weed killer on my balcony: count your days.

yes, yes it is.

,,,, is this flirting

Find me on Ao3! (If you want to, of course)

I met a nice lady today, she wanted to buy my plants. I think her name was Pam. Anyway, there’s someone trailing me atm. They look like a traffic light.