Fuck You, *de-yassifies Your Fulgrim And Yass-ifies Your Ferrus*

Oh yeah, here is my headcannon for Emps backstory. I always liked the thought that the Emperor, despite his secrets, was telling the truth. He was just a man. Born with emnse power at the wrong time. A babe in the wastes of Terra.

Basically, this is Alexander, a Techno-Barbarian Warlord fighting to persevere a semblance of the old world before the age of strife.

One day, while out scavenging, he finds a child untouched by the hostile and lethal radioctive environment of Terra. The child almost shines in the light of the late sun. Alexander, seeing the importance of this child, decides to raise him himself along with his closest friend/advisor.

He names the child "Arthur"

Arthur seems to be growing quickly and every day his emnse power shows. Healing the crops of their blight, burning out infection, but most importantly inspiring hope that their might be a better future.

Alexander worries, though. Arthur is growing up so fast, maturing at an unprecedented rate. On one hand, he wishes his adopted son might remain young for a time longer, so he might retain his innocence, if only briefly. But this might be for the best. The radiation of the makeshift cold fusion nuclear core in Alexander's armour is killing him.

Even with Malcador's help (though limited by the warp storms), he doesn't have long. Arthur still doest fully have a grip of his powers. (Too scared he'll hurt someone, he subconsciously gives himself limiters.) He wishes to heal his father but can't seem to do any more than Malcador can.

Alexander, knowing his time is near forges for his son, a might sword emblazoned with the iconography of his pet eagle whom Arthur was always close to.

Then the day came, when out helping a remote village Alexander and an almost adult Arthur are ambushed. The two fight hard, but eventually, Alexander is laid low. Arthur holds his father. Alexander looks to the unblemished face of his son and whispers his final words. The words that would guide Arthur down the long road yet to come.

"Remeber, my son. Humanity above all else is the way. Until all are one, none shall be whole."

Arthur cried then, he shook with guilt and rage. If only he could have been stronger, if only he wasn't so weak willed. If only these beasts would see reason.

The Warlord who had killed Alexander was still there, as we're a few of his men. They planned to kill this would be heir. But as the one approached a sobbing Arthur, preparing to execute him. The barbarian screamed in pain, and he became engulfed by golden flames

As the body chared to ash, Arthur was seen standing. The sword his father had gifted him now set ablaze in those same golden flames. His eyes two stars set in a frozen face of rage.

The other barbarians barely moved before they were each bisected. The Warlord fought as best he could, but his bullets melted before they even reached Arthur. Arthur strode forward, a terminator with one goal, "Vengeance"

The sword moved through the Warlord with barely any resistance. And as he gasped for breath as he struggled to breathe, he begged for mercy. He forswore his alicante and his army's. Arthur would not hear him.

Upon that final breath, Arthur made a vow. He would carry his father's dream. He would bring humanity back together, whether they wanted it or not. A grand Imperium.

"All will be one. I swear this to you, Father." And so The Emperor returned home. A long road lay before him.

For whoever needs to hear this!

Shoutout to autistic folk /(littles /cgs /pets) who

Have selective /situational mutism

Struggle with group works

Eat oddly (ie with a bowl and a spoon no matter the food)

Who stim a lot in public

Who are afraid /unused to stimming in public

Who struggle with sensory input and can't do daily tasks

Who feel like they'll never be loved for who they are

Don't give up it's alright you are not weird you are you and that's enough

😆 🤣 😂 tbh it fits too well, especially the fucked up daddy issues!

I’ve been drawing for 14 hours straight

"On tonight's episode: Can Asenath juggle a meeting with the awakened council and a diplomacy meeting with the small critters who took over her world during the great sleep?!? And all at the same time?"

I love this concept, necrons will always be the funniest xeno to pov the galaxy from!

🎵Now I gotta figure out how to do it right🎵 🎵So much to learn and see!🎵

Phaerakh Asenath... not. But it's not like she has a choice who she can and can't be. A little oopsie happened during the Great Sleep and now "Asenath" is not who she really is. Where is the real Phaerakh? No clue. So, she's the leader now!

(Basically, imagine if all of a sudden your tough as nails political leader is accidentally replaced by a catgirl hacker. Asenath is a Necron equivalent of that)

I DID MORE!

Well, a little. I also want to draw her reuniting with her ex-lover/sister, Atlantia!!!

Okay had a pretty shitty day so I decided to focus on making Bovine Juno.

Guilliman was one I was really worried about for this series only because I had no idea which animal to link with her

After I saw the reblog from @moociaoafterdark That introduced me to the link/meme of Ultramarines and Cows. And then I imagined her being one of the few primarchs not to go completely feral after her transformation.

She still has most of her mind in tack and has the same attitude as regular 40k Juno/Robuté, she's just more cowlike outwardly.

And how funny would it be that this transformation happens while/after her fulgrim induced coma.

This leads everyone to expect a completely human-like Juno, (entire murals and renditions and myths) only for her to show up like this!

I require the absolute bare minimum in life... this is that

😂🤣😂

Asenath's and Anjya's first meeting! Asenath never seen Repentias before, so she is confused why a scantly clad fit woman with a giant sword rushed her. Remembering that Imperium is an extremely barbaric state, having nurtured her planet's human population for millennia now, the Phaerakh figured out that this has to be some sort of courting ritual of a concubine that was sent to her as a peace offering. And while she no longer can indulge in pleasures of the flesh, who is she to decline such a generous offer?

Tagged by my good friend @moociaoafterdark it means the world thank you 🫶❤️

Last Song: I've listened to? Amen from The Frankenstein Musical

Favourite colour? Purple, no doubt! 💜

Last book: "It Started with Roses" by Aaron Vlek, really good modern work in the Cthulhu mythos. I fuckin love The Cthulhu mythos!

Last movie: "Lion King 2:Simba's Pride" It was like my 300th rewatch, Hot take: The music and story were better in the second one

Last TV show: Helluva Boss on YT I love it so so much, Stolas is my favourite! I even painted a Lord of Change to look like him!

Sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet all the way! I like the sweet stuff everyone else says is too sweet!

Last thing I searched for: Cows with their horns cut off (completely for drawing purposes only!)

Current Obsession: Warhammer40k, Five Nights at Freddy's, and the Helluva verse. They all fight for relevance in my head!

Looking forward to: Making more friends to share ideas and drawings with! I love the collaborative nature of art!

@candyswirls @i-have-a-mouth-so-i-must-scream @paris-rokin @ttrust-no-one

people i wanna get to know better meme

I was tagged by @nicnevans and @i-mybrunettelady !! Hi to the both of you :]]] last song: "Mama" by My Chemical Romance

favourite colour: Red ! I love to combine it with a combo of white and light blue tho :) black sometimes too

last book: I sadly cannot remember novel wise, but comic wise it was the first Blacksad. Highly recommend !

last movie: A quiet place 2 , I really love this franchise a lot

last tv show: Dexter, albeit i just snatched glimpse of it while my dad was watching it so im not too sure whats going on plot wise xD

sweet/spicy/savory: I love salty things but lately ive been really into sweet stuff !

last thing i searched for online: "Norn exclusive faces gw2" so I know what to pick when I use a make over kit for another character xD

current obsession: Gw2 i suppose? lmao

looking forward to : The Four Wind Festival :))))) Tagging : @lady-quen @commanderteag @mithosis @siins @enkinaru @shroomlet @lyhil @shimano aaaand anyone who want to do this :3

Hmmm... that does sound pretty badass... I will meet in the middle and watch some hours of long retrospectives/video essays on YouTube if I can stay invested in at least one I will watch the rest.

(P.S.- the only skyrim lore I really know is that Khajiit are more or less anthro based on which phase of the moon they were born under. Which is sick af idea.)

Installed a mod for Skyrim that makes the dragons actually talk and shout using real thu'um (data mined from the game files, no ai used) and highkey??? Those guys are the only enemies of my Khajiit Dragonborn that treat her with some sort of respect.

Just compare the generic

"You'll make a fine rug, cat!" "Filthy N'wah/Die, N'wah (typical dunmer behavior)" "Just stand still!" "For Skyrim!" "I'll see you burn!"

To

"It is a real fight then! Good!" "Now we will see whose Thu'um is the strongest!" "Your Voice is strong... for a mortal." "You are brave. Balaan hokoron (a worthy opponent). Your defeat brings me honor." "I do not fear you, Dovahkiin!" "Brit grah (a beautiful (😳)/satisfying battle)! I have forgotten what a fine sport you mortals can provide!" "You are strong, Dovahkiin. Rinik mul (Very strong). But not strong enough." "Krif krin. Pruzah! ([You] fight courageously. Good.)"

Like??? Wtf??? Why is a DRAGON showing my Khajiit ass more respect than fucking elves and nords??? He doesn't even call me a racial slur!!