Uh Yeah.

Had to get this out of my system before I go to lay down.

Hot Rod you’re NOT supposed to be dating him. I know he’s big tiddy goth gf gender neutral, but you’re NOT allowed. Dang…he’s doing it anyway.

imagine being 10 years old thats craaazy

God you are so right about 40k and the T'au, I love my blue boys but they've been squandered so much it genuinely hurts lol. Makes me wanna make a fanon au of the setting instead ngl

So what's stopping you?

One of the things I loved seeing back in The Old Days Of Posting, was people coming up with AU settings of 40k. That kinda shit is fun, and it feels very in keeping with the spirit of Oldhammer, which is silly and ridiculous and fun.

Brighthammer 40k, the Dornian Heresy, The Shape of the Nightmare to Come... hell, I've seen people turn 40k into the stereotypical coffee shop AUs, and there was even that one time the /tg/ hivemind seemed to spontaneously create that Warhammer High thing. To say nothing of Love Can Bloom.

Now I don't know if I'm just old, or I just don't go to the right websites anymore because the internet has become 3 websites that we all hate due to capitalism, but I really wish people would do more fun shit like that again. Seems like all I see lately is dickheads arguing with each other going "No, you can't do that, it's not canon!"

If you want to make a fanon AU, go for it! It is literally impossible for anyone other than yourself to stop you!

But if you do, let me know, because I want to see it.

A design for a "healed" post-war Shockwave

SHOCKWAVE OF CYBERTRON, YOU HAVE DISPLAYED THE SKILL TO SPREAD FEAR ACROSS THOSE WHO CROSS YOU WITH LOGIC AND SCIENCE. FOR THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SECLECTED TO JOIN THE YELLOW LANTERN CORPS.

oc au, oc au, OC AU, OC AU, OC AU OC AU OC AU

A change in fate... or whatever you want to call it. This is literally my way of saying "fuck you" to canon and have Ka-On find Himiko Toga a few days after the stabby time. Am I ALSO writing a fanfic about this? Yes... yes I am. Because I am insane in the membrane :D

You're welcome, Warhammer 40K community. I hope you like me. BECAUSE I AM BOUTA GO FULL ORK AND BURN YOUR LORE TO THE GODDAMN GROUND!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

Xenomorphs and Other Species

I did this for fun. And maybe to draw later.

Cybertronian (Starscream) New Abilities: Transformation (Alien Spacecraft), Flight, Energon Acid

Sayin New Abilities: Flight, Immunity to most attacks, Energy Manipulation

Voltermite New Abilities: Flight, Immunity to all (except Fire) physical attacks

Kryptonian New Abilities: Flight, Frost Breath, Regeneration, Heat Breath

Rancor New Abilities: Increased Strength

Wampa New Abilities: Increased Strength, Cold Resistance

Acklay New Abilities: Increased Agility, Increased Size

Gen’Dai (Star Wars) New Abilities: Infinite Regeneration 

Toad (Amphibia) New Abilities: Toad/Frog Tongue, Increased Jumping, Increased Strength

Dementor New Abilities: Flight, Soul Absorbing 

Werewolf New Abilities: Increased Strength, Speed, Agility, Sense of Smell, Sight

Nemesis (Resident Evil) New Abilities: Increased Strength, Speed; Regeneration, Plague Manipulation, Infection

Necromorph (Dead Space) New Abilities: Infection, Increased Sight

WHAT IF: Transformers Shattered Glass IDW x More than Meets the Eye/The Lost Light/The Scavengers IDW

Okay, since these kind of posts people seem to like, and I like making silly AUs, AND it's confusing to me why yall like them IMMA JUST MAKE ANOTHER ONE! XD Because it is FUNNY. SO!!!

Yall can read, SO YOU MAY BE WONDERING: Why? There's already concepts and shit about this! What's so DIFFERENT about this one? WELL TO ANSWER THAT I WILL SAY: All the other concepts (Which aren't bad by the way) all involved THE SAME CAST of characters. Rodimus, Ultra Magnus, etc. So HERE'S MINE.

(NOTE I will still be taking creative liberties to add and mix around somethings because yes)

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The Decepticons have won the war. It was hard, and lots of good bots were killed. But for the most part the Autobots have accepted the loss. The war was finally over after all, of course they were going to accept it. Of course, some Autobots don't want to accept defeat but for the most part peace has been achieved. Megatron uses the Matrix of Leadership to use the ancient wisdom inside to help lead Cybertron alongside Slicer and Slipstream.

Starscream decides to take a ship, the Found Night, to explore the galaxy like he always wanted, to learn about it many planets and bring home various Cybertronians that need help. He assembles a large crew to explore the galaxy with him.

Later, after some adventures, Megatron would ask Starscream to allow Optimus Prime to board the Found Night. During Starscream's adventures, Optimus Prime had been trialed. Even though Optimus had a change of heart nearing the end of the war and stopped Rodimus from rewriting all of reality, many Cybertronians believed he needed an actual sentence. So they held a trial. But Optimus enacted ancient Cybertronian tradition, stating only the Clerics of Cybertron could judge him. Starscream, while suspicious, allowed Optimus to board the ship. From there, even MORE shenanigans took place, among other things.

So here's a list of some of the main crew members! Starscream, Captain Galvatron, Second in Command Optimus Prime, Co-Captain Knockout, Chief Medical Officer Brawl, Security Misfire, Bartender Flamewar, Scout Tarn, more Security Grimlock, the Cyclonus Role (Kinda) Cyclonus, the Cyclonus Role (Kinda again XD) Tailgate, he's uh... still Tailgate, but more WHIRL like Pharma, the next Chief Medical Officer Role Necrobot, the Therapist Role

There's obviously more but here's the "main" enemies!

AJD (Autobot Justice Division): Ultra Magnus (Calls himself Alpha), Hot Spot (Calls himself Omega), Kup (Calls himself Superior), Star Saber (calls himself Supreme), and Air Raid (Greatness) Overlord Role: Fortress Maximus

And finally the SCAVENGERS (I'm not going to concern myself on the roles): Pipes, Tracks, Cosmos, Smokescreen Sixgun, and Nosecone.

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.