Explaining The Difference Between Joshler, Rabler, Trenchler, Spookyface, And Clancybearer Is Giving

Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that

Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!

Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.

Bruce:

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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University

Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-

Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that

Bruce:

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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?

Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.

Bruce:

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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done

Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout

Bruce:

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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-

Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?

Bruce:

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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school

Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!

Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me

Bruce:

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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology

Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.

Bruce:

Back in August when my girlfriend and I went to see the twenty one pilots concert I had my gf buzz my hair because it was getting way too hot, but before I buzzed it, it was like a shoulder length wolf cut kind of style with black on top and red underneath, so for the concert I literally went from having Josh’s haircut to having Tyler’s haircut

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

One time we went over to my grandma’s house and she said “I was going to make cookies but then my get up and go got up and went” and I think that perfectly describes how I experience burnout and executive dysfunction. Like I would love to do the thing, I had plans to do the thing, but all drive and ability to actually Do The Thing got up and left the room

You can only reblog this today.

I have random followers I have an attachment to for no reason and whenever I see them in my notes I'm like "awww it's them :)" and it makes me happy. Listen to me....you never know the full enjoyment you bring to other people's lives

Showed this to my gf and a minute later she starts playing Jeffrey Bezos by Bo Burnham

canceled my prime membership today

I both kinda hate and kinda love that "this peace is what all true warriors strive for" is from fucking Zelda CD-i

If you’re nonbinary and need a shield from homophobic/transphobic stares, get yourself a cute bag. I have a purse that has the og strawberry shortcake on it and I get so many compliments on it. Usually people are staring at me trying to figure out wtf I am but now they’re staring cuz I have a strawberry shortcake purse

A car a torch a death!

mutuals i'm bored so please guess the song: