Please Excuse My Desperate Anguished Screams

she transgendered transgenderly down the stairs

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The homoerotic relationship between a sword and its scabbard

Her: You gotta be trapped in a timeloop if you think we fuckin! My dumb ass:

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oh pickled dead thing in a jar of formaldehyde we're really in it now...

can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please

no but i can hit you with my car

thinking about two jestergirls passionately making out

the first ethical manipulative girlfriend has just convinced you that you've always had a passion for staying alive and have a mental illness that made you think otherwise

well?

kissing you on the forehead