The Main Saiki Friendgroup And Pk Psychics Are Mostly Seperate Group Right? And Saiki Acts Deferently

bart: it wasn;t my fault tim already regretting his existence: what did you do now bart: kon made me! kon: NO I DIDN'T cassie: kon dared bart to tell batman that your sad tim taking a deep breath: why are you guys like this, WHY bart and kon: i'm in danger

this post goes out to sally fucking jackson

the woman who stayed in an abusive relationship for years to keep her son safe.

the woman who survived a minotaur attack and the underworld.

the woman who ate a primarily blue diet out of pure spite.

the woman who turned her abusive husband into a statue and sold him for a fortune.

the woman who was offered, by poseidon, a palace under the sea if she wished.

the woman who picked up a shotgun from a police car, used it against a laistrygonian giant, and when asked when she learned how to use it, responded “just now”.

a woman who, without notice, was met by a newly-human god and his twelve year old master and, without batting an eye, offered them food and clothing.

a woman who is a mother above all mothers.

i love sally jackson.

Okay so we all acknowledge that the YJ98 team, despite their best efforts, were deeply unserious. As a bunch of young/mid teens (some experiencing this for the first time) fucking around on the weekends, they had to do some regular teen things.

SO I PROPOSE THAT THEY DEFINITELY MADE A HOMEMADE MUSIC VIDEO.

Choreographed dance routines, matching outfits and accessories, they even get Traya involved. Red Tornado is the best cameraman (no camera shakes) and Bart naturally is a great rapper.

It hasn’t been seen in years but they all know that Tim has a copy saved somewhere.

Jesper: Poke your finger in someones mouth while they are yawning to establish dominance

Wylan: Do that to me and I will bite you

Jesper: Noted

percy jackson wouldn't like you if you were harassing leah because of her race btw

Will, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Jason: Hey.

Percy: Hi.

Frank: Hello!

Will: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Leo: We were out of Doritos.

you know there's something so poetic about the premier being announced on percy's birthday, but not actually beginning until it's just about thalia's. because it's percy telling the story. but the story didn't begin with him. it began with three runaway demigods who considered each other family

okay, but percy being poseidon's kid gives him so many advantages that we probably never thought of. like, this boy can probably chew ice like it's no one's business, and not hurt his teeth. he can probably drink straight from the ocean without having to boil it beforehand. he has never choked on his spit in his life. he can probably run on wet, slippery floors and not fall. like, the possibilities are endless. i deadass would love a list.