Tim: Did You Know There's Like A 95% Chance I'll Become A Supervillain At Any Given Moment?

what if instead of tuffnut its hiccup who gets the bite in bad moon rising

everyone except hiccup is convinced he's a lycanwing except the twins who have decided that the reason he hasnt changed is because he was always a lycanwing

the rumour spreads everywhere like viggo meats hiccup in maces and talons and his introduction is "ah so i finally get to meat the half dragon, befkre i heard of u i always thought the lycan wing was a myth"

heather comes back and her first question is "do i have to worry about hiccup going full feral dragon in the night?"

hiccup has no idea who actually belives it and who's just fucking with him

Percy Jackson teaser + tweets

imagine creating a silly little story for your kid, and years later, they light the empire state building in blue to celebrate the silly little character you created. must be crazy

Why Thalia, Percy, and Nico should be the little 3 instead of Percy, Nico, and Jason

1) All of them are greek, and it doesn't make sense for it to be 2 Greeks and a Roman. It might be my neuro divergence but it irks me to no end

2) Thalia is a queen and an OG. Before Jason, she was there

3) There's literally a whole quest with the 3 of them

4) They all have more history together!!! Thalia also knew Nico when he was a kid!!! She was on the quest that killed his sister!!!

4.5) She's also a Hunter of Artemis and there could be great character moments between her and Nico talking abt Bianca and helping Nico get over any resentment towards the hunter of Artemis

4.75) Look, Thalia must have also been affected by Bianca's death but nobody addresses it!!! It wasn't just Percy and Nico affected guys, Zoe, Thalia, and Grover were there too!!!

5) She helped create the Dam joke. I don't need to say anymore than that

6) This may be unintentional but I think it's unfair that Thalia and Hazel being the only female big 3 kids (except Bianca RIP) get shafted a lot in favour of their male counterparts

Kusuo is essentially a hissing and biting feral cat Nendo caught and took to the vet and his friends are all trying to give him necessary vaccines so he can live healthily (friendship, love, affection, safety, etc.)

tim: batman keeps putting me in various saw traps as a training tactic and i guess it’s working because i can pick locks pretty good but the nightmares have gotten so bad i started sleep walking and sometimes i wake up in the middle of a field with no recollection of how i got there

bart: roy said i can’t babysit lian anymore because last time i taught her the chemical compounds of arsenic and he didn’t think it was very funny

just imagine the batkids telling Bruce he’s delulu

i had a dream last night that i got absolutely demolished on here and someone in the tags said 'this was not your funeral but the next time you lay down will be in your grave' and i felt such a strong mix of emotions i woke up

the token straight <3

Sun Summoner Kaz

(He’s so pissed about it)