Chuckles Is Fucking Aurafarming Dawg

¨Came back wrong¨ but I actually came back better than ever, people are just stupid and refuse to believe such a fact

I believe you owe me some Ruth and Richie headcanons?

I love those silly billys so much

Firstly, I do have a little fanfic series (it's like 4 oneshots) that's like post npmd where Ruth and Richie come back as ghost (self promo because I don't have many headcanons to say right now)

Ruth:

Her favourite musical is Be More Chill

Sometimes she has a meltdown in a bathroom then calls it 'playing Michael In The Bathroom' because it makes her feel better about it

She was posting bad star wars fanfics on ff dot net, bad self insert fics on wattpad, and really good star wars fanfics on ao3

Her best subject is history because she gets too into researching it (if something mythology based is a class, then that's her favourite because sex myths)

She's constantly cold

Ruth exclusively owns novelty socks

Adhd

Richie:

His favourite anime is Soul Eater

He Naruto runs places without realizing it

Let his autistic ass stim, okay?

He hides behind Ruth a lot, despite being so much taller than her

He is Ruth's beta reader for fanfics

His best subject is math because 'it's just formulae' (his second best is art except his teacher hates him because he keeps handing in fanart)

He's constantly overheating

Out of the depths of hell and back I bring you three lords in black

Ted’s fine in there btw don’t worry about it

FATHER AND DAUGHTER *screaming *sobbing *on the ground

I think Pokey should be a Character in the Revival actually. Like have him be sitting in the audience in costume bragging and making comments about his 'Magnum Opus'. You can have him played by Corey and have someone else play Bill. Or do Bryce! Pokey she'd be awesome at it

You are not immune to frostbek propaganda

Forgot about this happening, fucking perfect

I love these lesbian potatoes and I am heartbroken rn.

Please let fritater get back together :(

he looks JUST like ash baby.

there is NO difference

It’s cause they don’t know the difference between lemon and lemon juice 🍋