Riverthestyx - Roxy

me: *whispers something to my trusty knight*

my loyal knight: the princess humbly requests that you take your top off and bounce your tits around for her. if you refuse then its 2 hours dungeon time for you

the bustiest maid in the castle, sighing: can u literally give me like seven minutes. im dusting

me: *whispers something to my knight again*

my knight: no

okay i talked about tdick all day but girldick/girlcock/enbydick??? BEAUTIFUL ACTUALLY!!! like one of the greatest inventions in the universe!!! they are so fucking hot and to all everyone out there with a girlcock/enbydick just know id get on my KNEES IN AN INSTANT JUST TO SUCK U OFF ANYWHERE ANYTIME!! you all are SEXY!!!!

lycanthropy but you get gradually feminized every time you change

first full moon after you wake up in the woods wondering why your skin feels softer and your nipples are sore

transgender snacks

doing orgasm denial to a girl who's into bimbofication hypnosis by teaching her vector arithmetic and really making sure she understands it

I desperately want hydraulic limbs that hiss as I stand up for the first time that day, that get stiff on cold days unless I let them warm up. I wanna fiddle with settings for different activities to optimize my performance. I wanna save up for cool new attachments that let me have new functionalities

I also want to do crazy freaky limb removal sex but that’s besides the point

GAMZEE: “no one wwants to wwork anymore” DaMn RiGhT iNvErTiBrOtHeR. If I cOuLd SiT iN a BeAuTiFuL fIeLd FoR 40 hOuRs EvErY wEeK oF mY sInGuLaR pReCiOuS lIfE i WoUlD 

very few Tumblr interactions are more gratifying than when one of your partners posts about you as though you are some sort of strange animal she encountered