resisting the urge to say “aww, great job!” whenever i see a small-dicked tgirl get hard.
Nepeta: :33< ugghh theres a fucking worm outside i cant sl33p with this noise
very few Tumblr interactions are more gratifying than when one of your partners posts about you as though you are some sort of strange animal she encountered
girlcock and boypussy. reblog if you agree
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pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors
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got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:
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the hawks
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this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside
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lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao
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i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off
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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP
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WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM
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lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys
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op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes
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some of us dont even have eyes!
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i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.
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what breed of dog op
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poodle? does it matter?
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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days
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man come on
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#the antiboner pills my beloved
Estrogen is lit as fuck I love cumming so hard I almost fall off the couch, they should sell this in gas stations next to the boner pills
Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"
Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*
It’s ok you can undress in front of me I’m a pervert ^_^