My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.
So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.
Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...
they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh
small penis. flat chest. to some it may seem like i’m a real lost cause. but they forget about my mind. which is also unimpressive.
I didn't have a door to my room in one of the houses my family rented, so I could only get privacy by sitting in the closet. That's where I discovered Deviantart, TG Captions/Sequences, Kampfer, and more.
I used to be the head moderator for Overly Sarcastic Productions' discord. When I started modding for them, I was a boy. When I retired, I was a girl. Coincidence? I think not.
lycanthropy but you get gradually feminized every time you change
first full moon after you wake up in the woods wondering why your skin feels softer and your nipples are sore
maids are soooo uppity nowadays 🙄 i ask her for 100 grapes and she starts with this backtalk about "but your highness last time you ate so many grapes at once you got a tummy ache" as if she knows better than me??? when im literally a princess
transfem who’s so nervous and self-conscious about her sexual performance that you can literally just treat her like a fleshlight and she’ll thank you for it.
her dick may just be two inches max and perpetually flaccid but she still makes me moan like a dog in heat so idrc about that.
Honk mimimimi