Cut To Me Dying Of Laughter

Police: you are being arrested for reckless driving and having three people tied on to the top of a car.

Klaus: god damn it

Klaus:

Klaus: wait, three?

Police:…yes, three?

Five: oh my god, oh fuck

Diego: beN FUCKING FELL OFF

vanya’s decision

tua as Brandon Rogers clips

(via David Castañeda's Instagram ☂️)

👏Let👏Him👏Party👏

Did anyone say 80s fashion Hargreeves? No? Oh well.

from what i can tell the sibling banter this season is going to be IMPECCABLE

TUApocalypse!

An Umbrella Academy-themed Inktober event from March 24th to April 1st.

We’ve done this before with TUA Holiday: Each day has a specific prompt. You can contribute any way you want! Cosplaying, fics, edits, art... you name it! Tag your submissions with #tuapocalypse or tag me at @tehmoonofficial!

Prompts: (Rewritten for image description)

March 24th- Children Behave

March 25th- Partners in Crime

March 26th- Musical

March 27th- Briefcase

March 28th- Favorite Scene

March 29th- Your Addiction Is...

March 30th- Alone

March 31st- A Different Era

April 1st- Kenny’s Birthday

I hope everybody gets a little bit of positivity and fun from this! Like a big fandom group hug. 🥰❤️ RBs on this post appreciated, signal boost!

The Hargreeves as Death of a Bachelor songs

Luther (Number One): House of Memories

I think of you from time to time More than I thought I would You were just too kind And I was too young to know That’s all that really matters I was a fool

Diego (Number Two): The Good, the Bad, and the Dirty

If you wanna start a fight You better throw the first punch Make it a good one And if ya wanna make it through the night You better say my name like The good, the bad, and the dirty

Allison (Number Three): LA Devotee

Static palms melt your vibe Midnight whisperings

The black magic of Mulholland Drive Swimming pools under desert skies Drinking white wine in the blushing light Just another LA Devotee

Klaus (Number Four): Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time

I was the king of this hologram Where there’s no such thing as getting out of hand Memories tend to just pop up Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves Five-thousand people with designer drugs Don’t think I’ll ever get enough  

Five (Number Five): Crazy=Genius

If crazy equals genius Then I’m a fucking arsonist  I’m a rocket scientist  If crazy equals genius  You can set yourself on fire  But you’re never gonna burn, burn, burn  You can set yourself on fire  But you’re never gonna learn, learn, learn hey!

Ben (Number Six): Hallelujah

Then the time for being sad is over And you miss ‘em like you miss no other And being blue is better than being over it 

No one wants you when you have no heart and I’m sitting pretty in my brand new scars and You’ll never know if you don’t ever try again

Vanya (Number Seven): Impossible Year

There’s no good times This impossible year Just a beachfront of bad blood And a coast that’s unclear All the guests at the party They’re so insincere They just intrude and exclude

Seeking collaborators for Seven Umbrellas: A Super Unofficial Musical

For those of you who haven’t been following me/7U, hello! I’m an amateur theatre songwriter, and since last fall, I’ve been writing a Fringe-esque full-length musical adaptation of The Umbrella Academy Season 1 (with key bits of influence from the comics). With 90% of the score written, much of America still shut down, and Season 2 slated for July 31st, I thought now would be the time to throw together a polished album, reading, or series of videos of the material as a collaborative fan-filmy project!

I’m currently seeking folks with experience in singing/acting, media production, editing, music supervising, etc. to workshop this with. Here is a link to a Google Drive folder with rough demos of the first two songs as well as the corresponding pages in the current script so one could get a feel for the tone. Anyone who’s interested, please shoot me an email at 7uMusical@gmail.com for more info! I’m opening this up to the Internet at large, so feel free to share this post wherever and with whomever :)