Phone Guy KinHe/Him, Syl/SylvI’m dummy autistic and FNAF is my special interest
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Latest Posts by ringringhellohellohello - Page 9
Youtuber: *mutes phone guy’s call*
Me, punching my screen: LET MY BOY S P E A K
Phone Guy: We have nothing to fear but fear itself.
Phone Guy: And bears.
Hello, hello? ☎️😤 Uh, I wanted to ✍️💯 record a 👂☎️ message for you 😤💯 to help you get settled in on 😌✔️ your first night. 🌃😴 Um, I actually worked 💪💯 in that office before you. 😂 I’m finishing up my last week 🏠⏲️ now, as a matter of fact. 😂💯 So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, 😖😤 but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing 😂💯 to worry about. 😌💪 Uh, you’ll do fine. 👌😂 So, let’s just focus 🔬💯 on getting you through 😌💯 your first week. ⏲️👌 Okay?
(Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) My line is getting cold!
Uh,,,,, Hewwo, hewwo? (´･ω･`) Uh, I wanted to record a message for u to help u get settled in on ur first night,, Um, I actually worked in that office b4 u,,,, I’m finishing up my last week now!!! (/w<\) So, I know it can be a bit scurry!!, but I’m here to tell u there’s nothin to worry about!!! Uh, you’ll do good!! d(=^･ω･^=)b So, let’s just focus on getting u thru ur first week. Okee? OwO
Uh,,,, lesse,(^._.^)ﾉ,,,, first there’s an intro greeting from the cumpany that I’m ‘sposed to read. Uhmmmm,,, it’s kind of a legal thing, y'know. Um, “Welcum 2 Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza!! A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun cum 2 life ;3c . Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage 2 property or person!!!!(=ｘェｘ=) Upon discovering that booboos or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days! d(=^･ω･^=)b or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.V(=^･ω･^=)v” Blah blah blah,(⁎˃ᆺ˂) meow that might sound bad, I no!!! but!! there’s really nothing 2 worry about. Uh,, the animatronic characters here do get a lil ‘random x3’ at night, but do I blame them? No!!! If I were forced 2 sing those same dummy songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? O////O I’d probably be grumpy at night 2!! So remember, these characters hold super softy special place in the hearts of children, and we need to show them a lil respect, right? Okee UwU. (=｀ェ´=)/ So!! just be aware!! the characters do tend to wander a lil bit. Uh,,, they’re left in some kinda free roaming mode at nite oAo Uh,,, .Somethin bout their servos getting all sticky if they get turned off for too long >///> Uh, they used 2 be allowed 2 walk around during the day 2!! But then there was The Nom of ‘87.Σ(;Φ ω Φ) Nya….. I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, y'no? Ummm,,,,(^･o･^)ﾉ” now concerning ur safety!!! the only real risk 2 you as a night guard here, if any,,,, is the fact that these characters, uhmmm,,,, if they happen to see you after hours probably won’t recognize you as a person (=^･ｪ･^=) They’ll most likely see u as a metal nyendoskeleton without its fursuit on!! (˵Φ ω Φ˵) Now since that’s naughty here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try 2,,,, forcefully stuff u in a Freddy Fazbear fursuit Σ(;Φ ω Φ) Um,,,,,, now, that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic cummies, especially around the face!! (=✖ᆽ✖=) So, u could imagine how having ur head forcefully stuffed inside one of those could cause ouchies,,,,,,,,,,,and death.(.=^・ェ・^=) Uh, the only parts of u that would likely see the light of day again would be ur eyeballs and teeth when they boop out the front of the mask!!! lawl. >w> nya, they don’t tell u these things when u sign up.(=✖ᆽ✖=) But hey!!! first day should be a breasy peezy!!!! I’ll poke u tomorrow >;3c Uhmm,,,,,, check those cameras, and remember 2 close the doors only if u rlly super gotta!!! Gotta conserve power. Okeey!! Nini!!!! UwU
i’m back on my bullshit guys
991: What is your emergency?
Phone Guy: I’m sitting in a pool of blood.
911: … Is it… your blood?
Phone Guy: Yes, I think so.
911: Do you know where it’s coming from?
Phone Guy: Probably the stab wound
911: Have you been stabbed?
Phone Guy: Oh yeah, definitely.
Hey, is it ok to ask for some positivity for Fnaf Phone Guy? Thank you!!
Hello, Phone Guy!!!! First off, let me just say that you are brilliant!! You’re braver than a lot of people could ever be, and you keep smiling even when life has got you down. You can look death in the face and shove it out of your way without so much as a word, and that’s impressive!!
I admire how friendly and helpful you are, even when you aren’t feeling well or aren’t in the best mindset. You are all around impressive, and I hope that someday I can be as great as you!!
~Mod Alex
Aesthetic for a Phone Guy that worked at Fredbear’s-90’s location, who loved all the animatronics/his job, and was (stupidly) in a relationship with his Purple (until the 90’s).
Hope you enjoy!
{ ’ this user is kin w/ a nightguard ’ }
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Moodboard for a William Afton with 80s aesthetic, arcade machines, knives and spooky quotes about being a monster or psychopath
a set of arcade carpet-themed protection banners done by anon request
free to use!! let me know if i messed this up….!
