History Wants So Badly For Cleopatra To Be Beautiful. Like They Can’t Conceive Of Rome Being Intimidated

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

sorry i can't come out tonight. yeah i have to boop my friends. yeah, i need to spread joy and whimsy to my beloved tumblrinas and make my pumpkin change colors. no yeah... no it's definitely an all day thing. sorry. you get it.

This is so fucking funny

@mrmederick

skystar.mp4

Discord is officially blocked in Russia

anti-DPI programs can handle Discord here's Goodbye DPI w/ GUI here's ByeDPI, possibly nicest solution for Android other variants can be found here

regarding VPNs - Windscribe is still the real one, w/ non-standard protocols and special "hostile network" switch, one problem though - limited traffic, so you most likely have to juggle it w/ some noname VPN apps or proxy add-ons

note that it's illegal in Russia to talk about blocks circumvention, so if you don't live in Russia, please share this post, so your followers, who live there could see it and use it

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

need this on a t shirt

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

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