Y’all Are Ridiculous

Hi guys! @frank-zhang-praetor tell them what you did

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

No seriously the other day she came over to visit me and Thalia at the hunt and trained with us .....I'm genuinely surprised she's not in the military....then again Camp Jupiter and Camp Half Blood are basically the military

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

good

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

every time we talk about this it just reminds me from that one scene in Frozen

The “Dorky Golden Retriever Husbands That End Up Getting Impaled” Club

Seriously I am still not over the fact that we never got a Firefly season two (And the company responsible for that is also responsible for the Percy Jackson movies, so…)

Also, why do the good ones always get impaled? Like what the fuck is up with that?

peak group project anytime choices

never really noticed before how TWELVE percy’s quest companion choices are. its his best friend and that one bossy girl that seems to know whats going on. peak group project in middle school choices

oh Annabeth I forgot to tell you he was singing this at top of his lungs yesterday in the senate building and he’s still there so come get your boyfriend please

you don't call me by my full name I hate it

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

im telling this to Percy like it's a good fucking idea

Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

this happened last week

annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right

percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?

annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe

percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!

annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.

percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that

annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it

percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway

annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*

percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-

leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-

I can’t sleep I have praetor duties

Also how do you get that much sleep @frank-zhang-praetor

Me and percy twinning today🫶 (might need a magnifying glass for this one)