Sendai Frogs, Hanging Out For The First Time:

obsessed with this concept

i remember the time i was eating breakfast cereal with the tv behind me. and all of a sudden. with absolutely no warning. i hear david rossi. naturally i think, THE HELL?? CRIMINAL MINDS HAS NO BUSINESS BEING ON THE CHANNEL FOR FOX NEWS.

it was an ad.

anyways thank you joe mantegna for blessing my tv on a fine sunday morning.

(no one: me: HOLY SHIT ITS JOE MANTEGNA my confused grandpa: who tf is joe mantegna)

asanoya this asanoya that,,,,, me personally i ship asahi and some damn prozac

im going to write you into a fucking luigi mangioni fanfic

asanoya this asanoya that,,,,, me personally i ship asahi and some damn prozac

new fic on ao3

hey y'all!! please check out my new fic "A Prozac-Taker's Guide to Leading a Boys' Volleyball Club". I already have the rest of it outlined!!

A Prozac-Taker's Guide To Leading a Boys' Volleyball Club (1540 words) by redgeryon37 Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Akaashi Keiji & Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou

P.S. If you liked this, take a look at my other, longer fic, Mutual Weirdness, and Call It Love

awkward loser Kageyama,,,, you will always be my no. 1 (he's just like me fr)

Lol manga Shoyo is hilarious, him casually roasting Kags always cracks me up

II. "Each"

He lay very straight

in the fantastic temperatures

of the red pulse as it sank away and he thought about the difference

between outside and inside.

Inside is mine, he thought. The next day Geryon and his brother

went to the beach.

They swam and practiced belching and ate jam-and-sand sandwiches on a blanket.

Geryon's brother found an American dollar bill

and gave it to Geryon. Geryon found a piece of an old war helmet and hid it.

That was also the day

he began his autobiography. In this work Geryon set down all inside things

particularly his own heroism

and early death much to the despair of the community. He coolly omitted

all outside things.

Anne Carson, Autobiography of Red

this au is my new roman empire

a jayvik dbh au that has been on my mind for a while, really interested with the idea of viktor being the one to pull the "reanimate ur partner from the dead" shtick

aka, oopsie the android you created because you couldn't get over the death of your partner actually possesses a will to live and shatters your view of the line between humanity and machinery!!

thoughts empty except for just how absolutely feral yamaguchi would go against any girl/boy that broke tsukishima's heart

my inner monologue part 1

when you got that mucus in you and you turn into the hawk tuah girl but instead of spitting on a thing you spit into a trashcan like a rootin tootin point n shootin cowboy