Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)
and it looks pretty normal, right?
WRONG
GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN
“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”
wheres all the support for the emotional abuse victims
when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree
Honestly I should talk about the ace experience more. I don’t see enough. Like–obviously it’s dehumanizing to be repeatedly compared to robots or aliens but uh…sometimes it feels like that??
My husband will get all horny while I’m, I don’t know, changing out of sweaty gardening clothes. And I’ll be like, “But we have to make lunch?? I stink? Now is not a good time?? Logic?” And clearly it’s not about logic to him. He is experiencing the entire scenario very differently. And I’m here like,
Or the times where you realize that like, having an actual physiological reaction to attractive people is not some enculturated metaphor, and people are actually doing that all around you all the time, and you’re like, Ah, clearly my studies of human culture have been incomplete. I have missed a critical psychosocial component. Many things now appear in a different light. *takes notes on holopad*
This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.
And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.
I’m in, I call Equius because I has a bow
oh my god i’m finally done
i drew this when i was bored from time to time and it was originally supposed to be steampunk designs for the trolls but i went kinda crazy and now these are steampunky-victorianesque-punk-whatever designs
unfortunately most of them turned out meh though haha
I’m back! With a Soap Squad ft Bàl (that is also a MacTavish so… is still Soap Squad (?) )
Enjoy the lil details or not that on y’all. But it was a relief to be able to pull this one after a bit of pain and blockage in the artistry stuff.
For the non familiar this are all the versions of soap that @scientificallywrongsoap cosplay in TT. Form left to right:
🔪 Soap Warzone
🔫 Johnny MacTavish
🐺 Subject 7-1 (Soap Zombies)
☠️ Bàl (Soap comes back wrong version, inspired by Acceptable Loss in ao3)
I will let here the song I was listening to when I did this one I think fits the new Soap a bit.
Here’s to everyone fighting their own battles.
Here’s to every brave warrior.
Here’s to you.
Here’s to me.