Do You Have Any Ocs For Your Fandoms?

random medical facts to use for your hospital whump writing. let your whumpee be a patient today!

if a patient has a seizure that lasts longer than 5 minutes, or if they suffer several seizures, they risk sustaining brain damage — because their brain can’t get oxygen during the seizure.

if a patient’s coughing up blood when they’re lying on their back, make sure to tune their face to the side so that they don’t choke on their own blood (the same applies to vomit too)

chest compression can and often leave patients with broken ribs. because you have to push down hard enough in order to help pump blood from the patient’s heart to their brain (the point is so that the brain gets blood, in order to prevent brain damage), and more often than not, you’ll end up breaking your patient’s ribs — that is normal and okay, because it’s better for your patient to have broken ribs than it is for them to lose their life.

after a course of electroconvulsive therapy, you’ll normally have to give your patient a dose of muscle relaxant, otherwise the aftermath of the shock may cause musculoskeletal complications.

you don't use a defibrillator to shock a patient if they already flat line, because their heart no longer has any electricity. quote "asystole isn't a shockable rhyme, and defibrillator may actually make it harder to restart the heart." (Cleveland Clinic)

the famous, classic "a character was knocked out and they stayed unconscious for hours before they woke up on their own with no lingering damage" trope is actually almost impossible if you want your work to be medically accurate (but if you don’t care about accuracy and are just here for the whump, that is totally fine!). if someone was knocked out and they stayed unconscious for more than several minutes, chances are that they suffer permanent brain damage, so they won't "wake up on their own in the next hour or two and be completely fine without intense medical attention".

Part 4 of Celebrification

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Word Count: 588

Act 1: Scene 2

The woman of middling age walks in from stage left and takes her seat in the middle chair.

THE VOICE: Hello 27.

27, slowly: Hello?

THE VOICE: Are you ready, 27?

27: Ready… for what? Are you planning on asking me the same questions that you asked 17? 

THE VOICE: Perhaps. It depends on what you have to offer me. Which, I suppose, is likely much more interesting and of greater magnitude than what she gave me, dear.

27, reluctant: I guess so. What is the purpose of me being here anyways? You’ve probably seen my life, just like everyone else. What else do I have to testify if you’ve seen it all?

THE VOICE: Well, you haven’t really had a chance to say anything have you? It’s all been by word of mouth, or rather by vision of pictures. Many, many pictures. 27 appears ashamed. I was just thinking that perhaps you would like a chance to defend yourself for once. To prove that it wasn’t just your own influence, changing your own life, spinning out of control as I’m sure many would describe.

27: I suppose so. Most of these things that have happened are really my own fault though. No one person made me like this. It just seems like these days, this is what all stars turn into.

THE VOICE: I guess so, but what happened? It seems like nobody saw it coming. You were young, successful, the epitome of a starlet. Everybody wanted to be you.

27: Yeah, but look at me now. Everybody’s seen my downfall. I’ve gotten addicted, and couldn’t kick it, and I’m losing a custody battle for my sons. The court wants me to pay 20,000 dollars per month for each of my kids for child support, and as much as I want to make sure my boys get everything they need, will all that money really be going to them?

[note: 20k per kid is 40k per month, in total it’s 480k per year. Yeesh] 

THE VOICE: I see.

27: I even made the stupid decision to shave my head, in the heat of the moment with everything, and now I look even guiltier. So many pictures were taken of me that day, and they were published everywhere, on probably my lowest day ever. Everybody’s hounding me, and I just really want a break.  

THE VOICE: Would you say that it was your own fault all these things happened?

27, looking down at hands: Well, the pictures definitely weren’t something I planned to happen, but I feel like the drugs were something I could have prevented by trying to be kinder to myself, and the atmosphere didn’t really help. Anybody who’s anybody does drugs to keep themselves… entertained? If that’s the right word. It was just hard to stop taking them when everyone around me was taking them too. But I wish people had just left me alone. Everything about me is already mass broadcasted, and I just… I just need a break from all of it. The people consuming all this media about me aren’t really making things worse, just tiring me out about everything. 

THE VOICE: Interesting. Well, we’ll see if your opinion on how far the public has participated in your downfall changes at all. 27 looks up. Goodbye, 27.

27, nods her head: Goodbye. She heads through the same door that 17 left through, and before she goes through the door, she looks back up at the ceiling, perhaps in curiosity, and then disappears.

its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

Based on Real People

Started: 01/18/25 Latest Update: 01/18/25 Total Works: 1

Britney Spears:

Celebrification: The Downfall of Britney Spears

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

the thing about bullets is that you can touch them and it's fine, but if they're shot by a gun they get so fast they can kill you. it's the speed that does the killing. so much of martial conflict is just using speed to harm one another

Saved for later <3

How to Make a Masterlist

Part 1: The Basics

Step 1: Open tumblr on a computer or laptop. It is possible to make a masterlist on a smartphone, but it’s much more difficult and doesn’t turn out as nicely as a masterlist made on a computer. 

Step 2: Create a new post using the ‘Text’ option. 

Step 3: Title your masterlist. 

Step 4: Create a heading. This step is completely optional, but I would recommend this step if you’d like to inform your followers on how often you update. 

Part 2: Organizing Your Masterlist

Step 5: If you write for multiple fandoms, I would start by titling each one. This is optional, but I prefer to make these titles bold, italicized, and I select the ‘Header’ option, although this is entirely optional. If you only write for one fandom, skip this step. 

Step 6: Separate your writing by style. Once again, this is entirely optional. I find it makes the masterlist much easier to navigate, though. I divide my writing into five sections; blurbs, imagines, smut, series, and miscellaneous. If you write for multiple fandoms, make sure to create these categories individually under each header. 

Step 7: List each character who has a post written for them under the proper category. 

Step 8: List all your works under the correct category and character. 

Part 3: Inserting Links

Step 9: Open a new tab, and scroll to the first writing on your list. 

Step 10: Hover over the top right corner of the white box until you see a fold down appear. 

Step 11: Right click the gray fold down. If you are using a laptop without a mouse, click with two fingers at the same time. A pop-up list will appear. 

Step 12: Select the option ‘Copy Link’. 

Step 13: Return to your other tab (the one with the masterlist). 

Step 14: Highlight the title of the link you just copied, and click the option that looks like a diagonal infinity sign. 

Step 15: A blank box will appear. Paste the link you copied into this box, then select ‘Done’. 

Step 16: Repeat steps 9-15 with each writing. This may take a while, but it will make your writings much easier to navigate for both you and your followers! 

I hope this helped anyone who was struggling with creating a masterlist. Please, feel free to let me know if you have any questions or need any clarification! I’d be happy to help. :-)

Part 3 of Celebrification

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Word Count: 618

Act 1: Scene 1

A voice speaks out, loud and clear, disembodied: feminine indeed, bold as well.

The Voice: Hello, dear. It is nice to finally meet you.

17, confused and mildly fearful: Who is that??? 

The Voice: It is not important who I am, but who you were, are, and will be. Many say that you have been dealt a terrible card in life, but others say you abuse your spotlight, and that you are the same as all the rest. What say you?

17: Oh, I don’t really know what you mean…

THE VOICE: You really don’t know? You need to defend yourself from the… allegations.

17: What allegations???? 

THE VOICE: Very well then, you will eventually find out.

 Pause, the rustling of pages in the background.

THE VOICE: 17! Care to explain your claim to fame? Your rise to stardom! YOUR GREAT------ cutoff

Silence, then vague background noises, and perhaps a bit of shuffling from wherever THE VOICE is broadcasting themself from

17 looks around confused and alarmed until THE VOICE speaks again a few seconds later. THE VOICE: Deepest apologies, 17, would you mind sharing your negative experiences with fame? Or just really any experience?

17: Oh, I guess so. I’ve really enjoyed being in the spotlight, and my fans have been really supportive so far. Cue awkward silence.

THE VOICE, expectantly: Nothing else? 17 shakes her head No anecdotes on how your fans have been possessive, overbearing, or even the least bit too judgmental? 17 opens and then closes her mouth just as quick. Are you sure? Is there no moment in which you have had to defend yourself against your fans for something that is really quite… innocent? I need a bit of anything to go off of.

17: Well, yeah, there is, but what do you mean you need something?

THE VOICE, pauses for a few seconds: It is for but my own purpose, nothing you need to be concerned about…

17: Okay… skeptically Well, there was this one time when I did a music video. Actually, it was kind of recently. I was wearing a school uniform, and I just made it a little more teenager-y, you know. A bit more modernized, that’s all. Raising her voice slightly. And people online got really annoyed about how I wore it. I was just trying to be trendy and relate to kids my age. I was just tying up my shirt to dance, and I’m really used to it, considering that it would be stupid for someone to attend a dance class without wearing a shorter shirt, or less clothing. They said I was deliberately playing up my innocence, but I’m a teenager!

THE VOICE: I see… So, would you say that the general public response was trying to, how would the youth say it, drag you down?

17: Yes? Maybe? I don’t really know.

THE VOICE: Interesting. So, it does seem that these people, as you would say, tried to drag you through the mud, and perhaps, seemed to derive joy, or at least entertainment from attacking you?

17: I wouldn’t exactly say they were attacking me, it just felt annoying that they wouldn’t get my point. And I’m not sure about joy, but it did feel like maybe they came from a place of concern? I’m not really sure.

THE VOICE: Ah, I see… Well, then, you may leave 17.

17: Oh um, thank you for having me, I guess. Which direction do I go to leave? Door previously unseen at stage right is revealed. Oh, I see. Thank you, again. She walks to the door, slowly, and cautiously. Before she leaves, she looks back behind her and then hurries through the door.

this is so fucking funny I love sharks