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it probably won’t end very good.
how exactly did Tord fit an entire tank into his flannel? Eddsworld logic! (seriously don’t ask)
I think this would be set in an au where Tord returned like in The End, only he wasn’t a huge asshole to anyone lol. And he gets together with Tom for some reason and they go on dates, yeaH //blame the ask
sjdfhasd anyways yeah take this mildly hinted tomtord comic
Please. Tell me how to make this!
cedricgrolet on ig
OMG
I HAVE NO WORDS
(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)
Good to know
Here’s a list of things nobody told me before I got my bird. You’re welcome to fact check and add your own experiences! I hope this helps someone!
NEVER get a pet bird who lives alone a mirror for their cage. They can choose their own reflection as a mate, which needless to say isn’t healthy and can be extremely sexually frustrating. It’s much healthier to get even small birds foraging toys to entertain them.
BAD!
GOOD!
ALL birds need lots of social interaction if they’re going to remain mentally healthy! This is especially important for birds that live in large groups in the wild like cockatoos, finches, and parakeets, but also true for “loner” birds like Senegals and African Greys. Without the proper social interactions (hours a day with people or other birds) birds can get bored and pick up destructive habits like feather pulling, biting, and screaming, and even develop mental illnesses like depression or anxiety. Yes, even parakeets.
Feather pulling removes a bird’s main way of staying warm, which can lead to life threatening things like hypothermia.
Parrot’s body temperatures are around 103 degrees Fahrenheit, much higher than humans, and largely thermoregulate through their feet. Because of that and their small body size, they can get hyper or hypothermia fairly easily when compared to humans. In hot months it’s important to provide them with a shallow dish of water they can cool off in, and in cold months, a heating pad or perch they can sit on to keep warm. Parrots do best in a stable, relatively warm environment; while they can take slight changes, drastic changes in temperature can be very detrimental. Non-tropical/arid birds are a bit different from what I hear, so can’t really talk about them.
Parrot beaks constantly grow, so it’s important to provide lots of chewing fodder (I like to call them sacrifices) for your parrot to chew on or get their beaks trimmed by a professional.
These can be hard calcium treats, wood, and other natural materials. Some can be plastic but I wouldn’t recommend those as they can be swallowed and impede digestion or become a choking hazard.
Birds are prey animals! They’re typically very nervous because they’ve been hardwired for centuries to be on the lookout for things that want to eat them. They’ll get nervous around new things, strange noises, and new people. They can learn to overcome some fears by careful desensitization, lots of social interaction, and a calm, careful owner. It’s VERY important to keep them away from predatory animals (dogs, cats, etc.), as it can cause unnecessary stress on the animals. If they absolutely have to interact, do so in a controlled environment and with one or both in separate carriers, cages, or pens. Know your animals, pay careful attention to their body language, and be prepared to step in if either looks stressed or aggressive.
My parrot Apollo meeting my friend’s cat, the right way.
Just like humans, birds have dietary needs that must be met if they’re to remain healthy. A few of the most important are Vitamin D (sunlight!), calcium (especially important in hens), and protein (required to grow healthy beaks, claws, and feathers). The easiest ways to take care of the first two is to provide your bird with lots of sunlight (direct or indirect depends on the bird) and a constant supply of cuttlebones or calcium treats. There are several different diet plans out there for all kinds of birds, but all agree that birds CANNOT live off nothing but seeds. This can cause fatty liver disease and early death, even in otherwise healthy birds. All parrots are usually fed a diet of pellets, fruits, and vegetables, but the ratios really depend on who you ask.
Here’s a few food pyramids for parrots:
Avocados
Caffeine
Chocolate
Any greasy, salty chips/popcorn or any processed “human food”
Dairy
Alcohol (I shouldn’t have to say this)
Apple seeds
Feel free to add on
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Good grief
what’s your stance on people who think tomtord is an abusive/toxic relationship?
Me @ those people:
Fam. Did you even watch Eddsworld? I’m assuming most are TomEdd shippers, but there’s those who just think it with whatever they ship.
I guess you forgot about Edd purposely shoving Tom into a fucking booby trap because it would be funny. That he agreed to use Tom’s head to bash through the train station gates because it’s funny. That he enjoys seeing Tom in pain because it’s funny. Stop seeing Edd as a sweet cinnamon roll who won’t hurt a fucking fly. You know you’ve seen him pull out a gun to shoot clones of himself and his friends. You know you’ve seen him be an utter complete asshole.
Same with Matt. He’s not some pure piece of shit. He’s made porn with himself. He’s led an entire zombie army against his friends. He’s not only vain, but narcissistic too. Truly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he uses one of the other three as a shield just to protect his face. Actually, he has put the boys in harms way! Back when he was trapped in the train station with zombies. Did he call the three to warn them to stay away? No, he wanted fucking help out of there! Did he just think about himself first???? GASP?!??! SHOCKING!
Oh yeah, Edd didn’t want to save Matt at that time either. He only did it for the emergency cola. (:
Oh, remember when Matt also questioned why Tom and him were running away from Future Edd if he only wants to kill Edd?? Yeah, let that thought process sink in.
We all know what Tom’s capable of. He’s shown to be so fucking passive with nearly everything. Remember Space Face? Uneffortlesssly pressing buttons to save everyone’s ass, hurray. Did Tom even glance when Edd was killed by that axe murderer? Nope. Just ran for himself. He also clearly can’t stand Matt, I don’t know why TomMatt is even a thing.
I won’t straight up confront shippers about it, because you know, everyone can do what they want. It’s a fucking show, go wild. Fuckin holy hell though does Fanon piss me the fuck off. I can only say this because it’s my blog and I was asked my opinion.
Just.
Seriously, get out of here with that ‘bUT toMtORd Is AbuSIvE N ToXic!!!!” Just say you don’t like the ship and go.
Edd: It’s normal for Tord to do that. But Matt and Tom???
Breakfast
Edd: I hate cereal.
Matt: Edd! You’re still on your boxers!
Edd: He never greets me back.
Jon: Why haven’t I noticed this before?
Edd: This is the best way to solve all my problems.
Edd: No more cuddling.
//their bed hair and sleepwear
//LaTEpril fools day //the short W-THE-ENDcomic is coming soon, it’s just taking time since im coloring them :p also because im doing a scout project
I don’t even ship them anymore wtf am I doing
// I went far away from ‘short’
Edd: How come i never knew about it?
Edd: He never greets me.
*click*
Jon: Why can’t you just do that yourself? Edd: I think I’ll get raped before I can even do that.
Jon: What was that..?? Edd: I was so surprised my dialogue came last.
Edd: Do things to eachot-
Mark: We didn’t do whatever you think we were doing.
Jon: Let’s enjoy eachother, Edd!
Edd: Isn’t he always like that? Mark: No. He maybe flirty, but he’s not always this sexually aroused to everyone.
Mark: Not funny.
//the original
Neat
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