Does Anyone Know A Solution For Wanting To Read Or Play One Very Specific Thing That Does, In Fact, Not,

Scott- Charming escapee, God’s favorite fruit

trying to describe each of the limited life members in 5 words or less (Help me out here)

grian- obligated loyalty / loyalty from guilt jimmy- canary, doomed by the narrative (from @/goldenwitherphoenix13) joel- like a dog, fiercely loyal pearl- always watching, unhinged but loyal big b- always watching cleo- unhinged yet protective mother scar- even more unhinged favorite child bdubs- father's son with dubious loyalties etho- washed up absent father impulse- causes trouble, runs away squealing (from @/eluminium) tango- stubborn pragmatic survivor, surprisingly loyal (from @/eluminium) skizz- loves everyone around him always! (from @/eluminium) scott- charming escapee martyn- chaotic pun maker, lore master (from @/fleetstreetvicomte)

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the most divorced man 

don't worry mario, once you get to know him he's actually just a big pspspussy

theseus from hades is unfuckable!

The lovely power response to “I fucked ya girl.”

“I’ve been in a homosexual relationship with your father for longer than you’ve existed.”

shipping soriel and kingdings concurrently is the funniest thing you could do

You are an engineer specialising in repairing robotic androids, in a world where they have gained full awareness, and proclaimed their wish to co-exist with humanity, rather than wage war. Now, damaged androids keep coming to you for repairs, while referring to you as a doctor.

you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home

historians will call them close friends