Hey Man Did You Wash Your Bellybutton

hey man did you wash your bellybutton

Yeah i think so, did you?

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Im Trying To Paint

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Own A Musket For Home Defense, Since That's What The Founding Fathers Intended. Four Ruffians Break Into

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


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9 months ago

haii 💥

i know where you live and i will find you

8 months ago

hey man can you pick me up some mcdonald I’m hungry

i dont got money :(

8 months ago

hey man what’s your favorite ace attorney character

Currently Bobby and YOU SPECIFICALLY know why

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racoon-in-ass - uhhh they call me the thinker cuz im thinking B)
uhhh they call me the thinker cuz im thinking B)

please help is scratching. ( warning this page may contain ace attorney* )* i used to say i was normal that was a long long time ago… now i know that something terrible has happened and this horrid curse has taken my life

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