I have 2 moods:
“If Across the Stars doesn’t play at my wedding, what’s the point”
and
“If Burying the Dead doesn’t play at my funeral, what’s the point”
Folks, dreams come true
I’ve waited for the Damirae since 2016. We’ve waited a long time, Justice League Dark: Apokolips War is our movie.
Reblog this post, i must.
searching up fanart for my favorite characters
Chinga tu madre cada que respires, Mace Windu.
“I’M sOrrY ciTiZeN. ThEsE mAtTeRs arE fOr ThE cOuNciL tO DiScUss.”
No, I'm not concerned or scared about the fact that webby could use this skill in the future to save one of the boys, no, not at all.
Things Clone Troopers do to subtly annoy their Jedi, without it seeming like they’re doing it on purpose:
-Constantly pretend the Jedi got their names wrong and gently correcting them
-(Commanders and ARC troopers): switch which shoulder the pauldron is on, and when questioned, act like it’s always been there
-tell wildly different stories about the meanings of certain hairstyles or tattoos
-clear your throat every time your Jedi says a certain word during a briefing
-yell “YES SIR” as loudly as possible, no matter how close your Jedi is standing
-talk loudly to each other about the Force, getting things as wrong as possible, within earshot of as many Jedi as you can
-whenever a Jedi gives you Sage Jedi Advice ™ turn to the nearest brother, tears in your eyes and go “so wise. So knowing. My life is changed. I am hydrated” etc.
-walk down the hallway past your Jedi, making random absurd mouthsounds to your brothers. Claim it’s a Unique Clone Language. Change the nonsense syllables every time and see how many Unique Clone Languages you can convince them you have.
-Whenever anyone mentions Yoda, say “Force rest his soul”. Keep doing it no matter how many times your Jedi insists that Yoda isn’t dead.
-”99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF BEEEEER-”
-choose a random, innocuous phrase, like “extra charge packs”, and whenever anyone says it, for whatever reason, burst into laughter and roll around on the ground like it’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard in your life. If questioned, say “oh, it’s just a clone joke, sir, you wouldn’t get it”
-Choose a random, less innocuous word, like “cockles” and see how many times you can work it into a mission report, debriefing, or planning session without arousing suspicion
-coordinate with every single other trooper on the ship to simultaneously drop whatever they’re holding at the exact same time
-(Cody): sneak into Obi-Wan’s quarters whenever he leaves and trim off the bottom inch or so of all of his tunics. See if he notices before he ends up wearing crop-tops.
-(Rex): get Hardcase to wire a mouse droid to untie Anakin’s bootlaces and re-tie them together. If you time it right, he doesn’t notice until he tries to take a step.
-constantly confuse Jedi with other Jedi, pretend to be as bad at telling them apart as most non-clones are at telling clones apart.
-fake absurd over-the-top hero worship, for another unit’s Jedi, post fanart in places where your own Jedi will see it regularly
-Convince your Jedi that today is a Special Clone Holiday, and we just can’t work today sir, not on Jango Day. See how many fake Clone Holidays you can convince them to let you take off.
I’ve crawled out of my grave to present you this
Tails wasn't even part of the resistance when Sonic showed up, which means Tails is eventually gonna get that found family, except the first person who's ever shown him kindness won't be a part of that when he has to go
IM SICK, IM CRYING, SCREAMING AND THROWING UP
Everyone went crazy with all the "Webby is a clone" "Webby is April" and boy do I believe that but also I'm just wondering if those are just some "WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS" Lena magic stuff
And it is enough
Look at where we are
Look at where we started
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