Duke Core (credits Go To @.bxtmxn On Tt :3)

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I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

oh no

my brain has stopped processing anything before 1(in the morning) as after midnight, It’ll be like 12:55 and my brains like oh we’ve still got time cause its obviously before midnight look you can still see the 12  no. shut the fuck up brain

Black Canary: Hey cap how come all of your villains keep calling you weirdly infantilizing insults?

Green arrow: Yeah that savana guy is so condescending to you, he didn’t act nearly as bad to us and Black Adam calls you brat and baby man.

Captain Marvel: *lying through his ass* oh that? That’s bc sometimes my villains try to depower me to figure out my secret identity because I take a different form when I’m not using my powers. When they actually manage to succeed I have a magic fail safe that at the last second it turns me into a little boy so they don’t actually discover my secret identity. They legitimately think I’m a twelve year old.

Batman, eyes narrowing: Why a twelve year old?

Captain Marvel, bullshiting: It’s the only spell I found that doesn’t turn me into something like a rabbit or mouse. I would rather be a kid than cat food, at least people try to help screaming kids.

Green Arrow: …That’s fucking genius

Wonder Woman, suddenly: I want to see Baby Marvel now

Captain Marvel: *internally* oh no.

I’m actually a dumbass. I’ve identified as asexual for years and as Demi-romantic for at least a few months comfortably by now and I literally only just now realised why I like the childhood friends to lovers trope so much. Genuinely pretty much all my favourite ships are that or at least in a similar vain of friends to lovers and I never fricking realised. It’s not like it’s the nearly exact way that my brain processes attraction nooo especially not when its friends to lovers with years of pining added into the mix like no duh why did you think you liked it, it’s not like you have any other kind of type. I am very annoyed by myself cause I knew that my demi-aro-ness was why I didn’t like so much when characters will have known each other for a week and then fallen in love or whatever other bullshit like that. But I genuinely did not make this connection in the slightest, somehow amazingly somehow I missed it entirely. 

Presented without comment.

I just remembered that when I was like 10 I used to wish that I’d wake up one day and the past few years had just been a dream and I was like 7 again. Genuinely that was a regular thing for lil old 10 year old me who apparently was not okay

He’s just a little guy in a big body