Steph: Come on Dami, tell us who's your favorite sibling
Tim: Me. Obviously
Damian: Do you have a concussion right now, or has your caffeine habit finally caused brain damage?
Duke: Yeah unless you all were pulling my leg, Damian tried, and nearly succeeded, to kill you multiple times
Tim: Let me explain-
Damian: This ought to be good
Tim: When I started being Robin, Dick barely talked to me and now he calls me multiple times a week and we go train surfing once a month
Dick: Sorry about that. I was kinda going through....a lot
Tim: No problem. Then Jason damn near killed me and he says I'm his favorite brother. We play Smash Brothers and talk shit about you guys all the time
Steph: It's true, I've been over there a few times. There's also cake and plotting against our enemies
Tim: So I fully expect that Damian either will, or currently does, like me the best. After the second murder attempt I knew I was going to be his best man if he gets married
Damian: Oh No
Dick: What?
Damian: I just thought about it and if I had to pick a best man, it'd be a tie between you and Drake!
Tim: Just accept it. The more you try to hate me, the more you'll love me
…so, um, you should read @kairiolette‘s fic “never been kissed” here on AO3 or here on tumblr
RIGHT new theory Dabi didn’t actually dye his hair, he just hasn’t washed it in so long that it’s so full of shit that it looks black. and with that it makes as to why he can just dump some water or whatever the fuck was in that bottle and voila white hair.
When Billy’s mad at Batman he fills out justice league reports in dead languages
Anger management au but Danny hates Jason on sight. Not because he's undead or liminal or any of that. But because he's dating his sister and he doesn't approve.
Jason is both impressed and amused that this teenage twink keeps threatening him up to the point Jason asks, "Oh? What are you going to do?"
And suddenly Jason is in a wall. Not knocked through it, no. But in the wall. As in hes been densist shifted into it. Jason isn't even sure how he's alive all things considered and Danny is refusing to let him out.
It isn't until Jazz gets home and asks, "Uh, why is my boyfriend in the wall?" That Danny, with much reluctance, let's her boyfriend go
Jason likes this kid. He's not letting Bruce anywhere near him.
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
Y’all can’t ship Bowuigi without first understanding what it will do to Kamek to have to sit across from the dude he kidnapped as a baby 3 times like 35 years ago at the dinner table