My Bf And I Just Watched The "Iron Man" Trilogy And I Cannot Stress Enough That Tony Stark Is Fucking

reminder: it’s okay to be here only for fandom things

you don’t have to reblog all the posts about politics, the election, the coronavirus outbreak, or really anything else. it’s okay to preserve your fandom spaces for fandom only things. you’re not apathetic or cruel to separate out your spaces. if you find yourself stressing out about what tumblr has to say about these things, get your news from news sources and stick to reblogging beautiful gifs and contributing to meta and recommending mutual pining / fake relationship fics here. it’s okay. it’s natural to need some space to just focus on happiness for a moment. it’s okay. take care of yourselves out there <3

Warning: Nsfw

After a long while I decided to draw sth naughty.. My entire drawing skills are out of the window and any anatomy knowledge I possess too 🙃

I finally watched Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)

YOU MIGHT GET SPOILED ON OTHER MOVIES OF THE FRANCHISE SO BEWARE BEFORE READING

OK SO BOI OH BOI, WHERE DO I EVEN START.

Corrupted policemen were always involved in the saw franchise, but I really think that everything that took place regarding police brutality back in 2020 did have an impact on the film, even though it was supposed to be released in 2020. I might be wrong tho.

Once again, we have a goddamn Jigsaw copycat, manslaughtering their victims in true Mark Hoffman fashion, unescapable traps for shits and giggles, but unlike my boi Hoffman this bitch decides to make a legit ripoff of Jigsaw's work, you know the I bought a 'Gucci' shirt for 10 bucks but the print has 'Coochie' written on it kind of ripoff. And let's be real, if John Kramer was mad at Hoffman for being a copycat killer that chose a cheap blade to kill his victim, I'd love to see his reaction at a copycat that didn't even have the decency to make their recordings sound creepier because maybe that's all of what free sound distort programs on the internet can offer.

My boi Zeke deserved a lot better, he was the grumpy type of protagonist. Do I blame him though? Hell nah, all of his damn coworkers sucked. His wife cheated on him and wouldn't let him see their kid. His father is a corrupted cop as well but is keeping it hella lowkie. And unsurpisingly everyone around him is dying and he can't do shit about it because even though he is trying, his coworkers are unwilling to even listen to him talking.

I loved the movie, I absolutely adore the Saw franchise. The everending plotwists never cease to surprise me and way the story flows keeps me focused, trying to solve the goddamn riddles. So regarding the killer's inspiration from John Kramer's theory of the Spiral. It really is JUST an inspiration BUT it's waaay to far away from John Kramer's ideology and motives, since according to him, everyone deserves a second chance in life, in order to change (or just to become his apprentice). Thus, all of his traps were escapeable, unlike Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman's traps.

So If John Kramer was alive I doubt that they would get away without being tested in a trap, let alone to be a successful apprentice.

me having an imaginary argument while taking a shower:

the shampoo bottles:

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me during an actual argument:

So I was at the bookstore today and I found these very cool "the Joker" notebooks, including Harley Quinn :

And then there was this :

I know the notebook theme is "The Joker" but c'mon now.. Poor Two Face..

Bonus:

I finally came out as a bisexual to my parents today, after being in the closet for so long. My dad's reaction was a simple "Oh ok cool". As for my mom, she was dumbfounded but recovered a couple of minutes later. She didn't really like it, but she accepted me like that either way. I'm so happyyyy❤️❤️❤️

Me on my way to write the most questionable, rapey fanfic of a show, which is deader than my favourite characters.

So my mother gave our dog a bath and now she is an angry burrito

You know what the funniest job in Star Wars would be? Senator, during the 20 year gap between ROTS and ANH.

Palpatine is the only one with any real power and you're basically just kept around as set dressing. The Emperor shows up once a week to make a villainous monologue and then leaves to go actually run the empire. Darth Vader shows up every couple of months to spend an afternoon breathing ominously at all of you before going back to killing people and crying about his wife. But apart from that? Nothing happens.

The stuff you'd do to not lose your mind from boredom, it'd end up as a nonstop improv routine. "Whose Line Is It Anyway" Senate edition, where the laws are made up and the decisions don't matter. You'd be making flimsi airplanes and throwing them at each other, using the giant holoprojectors to have movie nights, trying to do entire speeches in a Darth Vader voice. It would be great! And then Palpatine would dissolve the senate and probably kill you, but still. Good times while they lasted.