I Was Going To Post Just A Screenshot Of The Title As A Joke But I Kept Reading And Now I’m Completely

i wan a cg who’ll buy me agere gear n tell me it’s oki, n to get what i want. i wanna be a spoiled lil princess

CHILD SAFE INTERACTIONS ONLY | CHILD SAFE INTERACTIONS ONLY | CHILD SAFE INTERACTIONS ONLY

Oh my gosh I freaking love jester’s privilege

Various Stormlight characters represented by random images I've found on the internet:

Kaladin:

Shallan:

Dalinar:

Adolin:

Jasnah:

Elhokar:

Eshonai:

Leshwi:

Moash:

Wit:

✿ 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐬 ✿

Lay on your back, kick your feet and grab for your tiny toes.

Watch sensory videos on YouTube

Listen to Disney music

babbling to your favourite stufffies

Eat baby snacks like soft crisps/chips, mash potatoes and cut up fruits.

go to a park and get pushed on the swings or waited for at the end of the slide.

Listen to a bedtime story on Spotify or YouTube.

Snuggling up with all your stuffies and blankies and watching some comfort movies

sucking on your thumb/paci

Being a sleepy baby and cuddling and being clingy with everything

Remember, your regression doesn’t need to be all sunshine and rainbows, your still completely valid if it isn’t “stereotypical”!!

Butch transfem hunter anyone 👀

tw: mentions of neglect/abuse

carer with a traumatized age regressor they know they're helping to heal everytime they slip.

never received toys/were given very few toys as a kid? bubbas spoiling you in all the toys you want! if their kiddo is a little more shy and feeling guilty, they'll notice their little one eyeing a toy. "do you want it puppy? no need to feel bad, i just wanna give you everything you deserve"

went without food in public? carer will always order something for you, you never have to watch them eat while you have nothing. "oh honey I would never~ not only is that mean, but you gotta grow big and strong like me!"

went without food/snacks in private? your caregiver always makes sure they stock up on your favorite snacks and brands- no matter how specific they are. there's no shame in only eating a certain brand or flavor of chips. there's always groceries in the house and they're happy to cook for you, wanting to make sure you're safe AND fed. "are you hungy? I can get my sweetheart their favorite snack until the pastas done?"

had bad physical treatment? they would NEVER even THINK about laying a hand on you. if you misbehave or act up, they understand you're just in littlespace. like real kids, emotions can be hard and some moments arent good. sometimes kids like to test boundaries, there's nothing wrong with that. they won't let it slide and will issue lines, time outs, and stuff like early bedtime or shorter playtime- but nothing physical or mentally damaging. "angel I know you're all upset and shouting at bubba, but I need you to sit in the chair for 5 minutes. we don't yell."

missed out on a lot of childhood experiences? that's okay! your cg is soooo happy to integrate anything into their routine. whether it's storytime, going to the park, holiday celebrations, they're happy to accomodate! "oh you wanna have a bubba baby book read before your nap? of course little one!"

touch starved and wanting a lot of physical affection? they'll love on you SO much to try and make up for it! cuddles, pats, carries, boops, you got it! "awww does munchkin need a hug? cmere"

weren't treated the best emotionally? they understand how it can impact you. your carer always reminds you that you're not a burden, it wasn't your fault, and they truly do love you. they're not lying to you, they don't hate you, there's no maliciousness or ulterior motives- just pure love and care. "I know it was a lot, and I'm sorry you had to live through that angel- but I'm glad you're with me now. As long as I'm here, and as long as you'll let me- I won't let anyone treat you like that again. I pinky promise, my little love. Always, and forever."

Icl, this was very self indulgent to me- but I hope anyone who can sadly relate feels atleast a little bit of comfort and wholesomeness from this. I believe you. You're strong.

ask if something contains any transfemine people/characters whatsoever

"it's got trans characters"

it doesn't have any transfeminine people or characters whatsoever

the conveniently ambiguous "trans" that lets ppl avoid acknowledging there's no transfems.

My babies that I don’t draw much but I still love <3

Alien Romulus is a great time. Also, cognitive reframing is a profoundly powerful tool for coping with and managing powerful emotions. I’ll always be sad that I can’t carry my own children, but dysphoria doesn’t have to own that feeling.

This came to me in a vision, he serves the great ones

I just want the hungry pillar to crawl on my face and give me tiny kisses and then we can eat a cookie together and won't have to share with anyone it'll be our big cookie just for us.