In My Divorce Era But I've Never Gotten Married And Divorced

Transmascs need to normalize saying "my dick exploded" when we have a period

dere you go

Floral Knight by Marine Saillard

Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About

If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim

If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere

There is an Anti-Tarrasque.

Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.

If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.

Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that

Lazer guns exist, they're just shy

If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain

There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly

My sisters gift! Her divination wizard on a personalised character sheet, and a DnD bag illustration

It needs tweaking but I’m thinking of doing these character sheets as commissions next year hmm

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hot dumb boy who is religious

call that a hymnbo

last days of pride, just in time for Bill & Ted’s Most Genderous Adventure 🤘

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teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo