Billy concept he doesn’t know how periods work lol idk I thought it would be funny
Billy was confused as fuck as he stood awkwardly next to you in the feminine hygiene aisle. When you had returned from the bathroom, insisting that you needed to go to the store now, it was an emergency. Billy had been confused and now standing beside you, and he was even more confused.
Him holding a pack of tampons in his hand as he studied them carefully, why did they have different pictures of fruits on them?
"Are these flavoured?" He asked, the confusion evident on his face. "How you would even taste them if they go.." He clears his throat awkwardly.
Sure, he knew what periods were. He wasn't that much of an idiot. But he knew girls tended to keep that stuff away from males, and he didn't ask.
"No William, they aren't flavoured."
"Then why do they have fruits on the box?"
"It's for decoration."
Billy is even more confused now. Why did these things need decoration?
His curiosity got the better of him as he opened the box and pulled out one of the tampons, his eyes widening at the plastic device it seemed to be kept in.
"For easy insertion.. what the fuck." He mutters, shaking his head.
You snatch the box off him and shake your head. "Those aren't good ones."
"What's the difference?"
They all looked the same to him, some sort of torture device that made the suffering even worst.
He'd been with you for a few months, and he'd seen you during this time, which confused him. He saw you cry over baby ducklings once and then momentarily yell at him because he didn't get the correct chocolate ice cream.
"So they aren't flavoured?"
You sigh, grab your usual brand off the shelf, and leave Billy awkwardly behind.
He knew one thing, he was getting the correct type of chocolate ice cream this time.
I love all the eddie with pets posts but what if eddie has a Guinea pig that just roams free in the trailer? And eddie and Wayne are so protective over it like they get it the best food they can and shampoo it and it’s completely pampered but it always looks like an absolute MESS. the first time Steve comes over he almost has a heart attack because this THING barrels out from behind the couch squeaking at him and headbutts the side of his foot. Before he can react eddie has scooped it up and forces Steve to apologise for scaring dirt. The Guinea pig is called dirt.
JOSEPH QUINN for Esquire Singapore
I’m a huge fan of this gif of Dacre and Joe. What a bunch of dorks. ❤️
omg. y/n doing an interview and they ask who their celebrity crush is and y/n’s like.
‘Joseph Quinn.’
Leaning against chair, ‘I mean have you seen him in Make Up? Or Les Miserables? everytime I see a picture of him I get butterflies in my stomach.’
‘Really?’
‘What if we said Joseph Quinn was here today?’
*Y/n.exe has stopped working*
‘What?’
‘Everybody Joseph Quinn’
*joseph Quinn walks out*
*y/n trying to keep themselves from fainting*
okay this makes me think of sunshine teasing cuddling with ari & he just wants to nap with her after a long day 😩
Pairing: Beefy Biker Ari x Reader
"I thought you didn't want to cuddle," you tease, smiling up at him.
Ari's face morphs into a menacing glower and your pleased smile gets bigger the longer he glares at you.
He wants to tell you that you're the first person to lay with him like this in years but the words get tangled in a ball of emotion that lodges in his throat. So he settles for his usual scowl.
"I'm just saying. You don't like it so-" you stretch out the word, lifting your head up. "I can sleep on the couch-"
Ari places his large hand on your back, gently pushing you down. "I don't like it." Don't leave me sunshine.
"Uh-huh."
"I do hate it and I don't cuddle," he intones, pulling you closer and wrapping his arms around you. Ari glances down at your bodies and after a brief moment, decides to drape his long leg over yours. Confident that you can't escape him, he pushes your head back on his chest.
"So we're not cuddling." He inhales sharply at your muffled giggle. "Now stop squirming."
"Okay if you say so Bear." You place a chaste kiss on his chest right above the tattoo across his heart. Ari wonders if you can sense the way his pulse is erratically beating, a comforting ache that he refuses to acknowledge swells in his chest.
Resting your head in his warm skin, you trace patterns over his tattoos while you talk about the changes at the animal shelter. He pretends not to listen as he hangs on to your every word.
After you fall asleep, he presses a kiss on your forehead, his lips lingering on you. He chuckles to himself, running his knuckle down your soft cheek. "God help me when you realize I'll do anything you want."
TYLER HOECHLIN as Clark Kent Superman & Lois (2021) Season 2 Episode 6: “Tried and True”
Joe Keery for ET Exclusive
billy hargrove x fem!reader
warnings: 18+ (minors dni), swearing, fluff, soft!billy, allusions to smut, mentions of violence.
summary: based on this request sent to me: okay but listen...I sudden thought hit me. Billy has this reputation of being mean and scary to basically...Everyone. But what if the gang meets the one person he's utterly doting and loving. Hugs and kisses with tight snuggles that possibly break her spine. Maybe he's about to get into it with Steve/whoever and she just says his name and he calms down and trots right back to her with a stupid smile on his face.
Billy didn't necessarily introduce you to the group on purpose. It was a pool party at Harrington's house, and you went along with him. All their eyes widened when they saw you walk in with Billy. He never bought any of his girls around, keeping that life separate from the group, plus they were never around long enough for them to be introduced.
Their eyes all widened when you walked in behind Billy. There was still some contention within the group. Most still getting used to Billy being a part of their party- particularly Steve, there was still the underlying competition between the two boys.
They thought nothing of you, figuring you were simply meant to go on a date somewhere, but Billy had decided to come along to the pool party instead. The only one not being shocked to see you was Max, she'd gotten somewhat used to being around the house now.
Max offering you a small wave when you walked in and you returning it, clearing your throat awkwardly as Billy introduced you to everyone.
They were even more shocked by his behaviour towards you during the party. The way he would place a gentle kiss on your forehead as you handed him a drink or the way his arms wrapped tightly around your mid-waist and squeezed you tightly, you giggling and pushing him away and shaking your head at him.
"I think Hargrove's on drugs," Steve muttered as Dustin nodded in agreement, watching with wide eyes as you splashed Billy playfully in the shallow end of the pool. The way he picked you up and threw you carefully over his shoulder as you squealed and attempted to break free from his strong grip.
They were used to Billy being all jagged edges, harsh words and surly looks, but he seemed carefree with you, like an actual teenager. Someone who wasn't fighting a constant battle with himself, haunted by the memories of Starcourt or what his father was like.
It's only towards the end when Billy overheard Steve making a comment about how he was acting.
"Got something to say, Harrington. Say it to me." He growls out as Steve rolls his eyes.
"It's a good thing, Hargrove." He snaps back.
"Don't appreciate you bitching about me behind my back," Billy taking a step towards him, his fists clenching at his side as the rest of the group get quiet, watching the event with wide eyes.
They'd seen Billy like this numerous times and knew there was no taming the savage beast. Steve already preparing himself for the fight that was inevitably coming.
"William!" Everyone turning and staring at you as walked out from the kitchen, holding the two drinks and seeing the fight starting.
Everyone turned back to Billy, watching as his body relaxed slightly, his fists unclenching.
"Come and help me bring these chips." You say softly.
Everyone still watching the back-and-forth. No one ever told Billy what to do without reaping the nasty consequences.
They were ready for verbal sparring between the two of you instead, they watch with wide eyes as Billy relaxes completely, smiling and following you into the kitchen.
Turning to face everyone before disappearing. "I just want to be clear. I still hate you shitbirds, all of you.. but her." He snaps coolly before following you into the kitchen completely.
"What the fuck just happened?" Steve asked in disbelief, his own fists unclenched as everyone looked at Max, waiting for an explanation.
"It may seem cute but you haven't heard the gross sounds they make in his room." She mutters, shuddering at the unfortunate memories.
"Happy screams?" El asks softly as Max nods.
"Happy screams."
woah