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can you please explain your header image im intrigued

I don't know if I can mention the other party because they might bludgeon me, but

I think it's pretty self explanatory, I'll explain anyway:

Essentially we were in discord and they were giving me a history lesson on sex toys in ancient china, one of those being that cock rings were made out of goat eyelids.

When I heard "cock ring" my mind immediately went to Yue Qingyuan, and things just escalated from there. I questioned at one point why they couldn't use what they make out of immortal binding cables to create a cock ring, and then I decided that Yue Qingyuan must have an Immortal Binding Goat Eyelid Cockring.

Bobby Hill is just there because he was in my old header.

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