this is the poster of my soon to be book in its first arc, MECNO's arc.
NGL, this is tecnically my second drawing that isn't a shitpost, and I'm really proud of it.
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Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃
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YOUR SNACKS ARE GREAT!!!
Which is embarrasing, since he´s one of my faves.
He is a csi-fi movies nerd, specially of Pixel and Back in the Future.
He has defeated Tetris once, and to this day that´s the achievement he´s most proud of.
He is a Harry Potter fan thanks to the influence of his weird, on the run and probably a mafia memeber uncle, who has enough debts to sink Mark Zucchenberg in poverty. He has a boat tho:)
Jimmy comes from a HUGE family full of Gingers™, and at some point the Wild Kratts theorized he could be a Weasley, but it was descarted because JZ is VERY rich.
His wardrobe is full of the Adam Sandler´ aesthetic. That, and a sinlge Gala Suit that no one is sure how it got there.
When looking where to apply for a job after graduating, at first he had thought on joining the air force ,since he didn´t want to go to a local airport to get experience; but then Chris (a dude he met playing minecraft online and later on became friends) offered him to work as a pilot in his older brother´s proyect for an academy.
He couldn´t belive it when he met Koki again, and they pretty much tackled eachother into a hug.(See Koki's headcanon list)
He has a power suit, but Jimmy never uses it (plus, it has malfunctioned so many times that Aviva is impressed its still working)
bro is great at social events, but he has to be dragged in to participate.
Jimmy thinks very little of Gourmand to a professional perspective, if not as a decent human being, and finds his recipes disastrous, and not only because they are made with endangered species.
Back when his grandma wasn´t in the nursing home, she had a five star restaurant that she later on lost to a bet, in which she would teach enterprising chefs her recipes and different cooking skills, including a teen Jimmy, who wanted to be just like her if his dream of becoming a pilot didn´t work out. Between those enterprising chefs was Gourmand, the so called "prodigy", who even got to become the main cheff when Grandma Jimmelda retired. He also won the restaurant when betting with the old woman (he probably cheated, but there´s no evidence)
Jimmy went there regulary and even worked there because his parents wanted him to be hardworking (didn´t exaclty work, but ok)...
Until he found out about the cooked endangered animals and reported Gourmand, making him loose the restaurant and his cooking liscense. Yeah. They don´t get along.
He has a shark stuffed plushie that Martin gave him on christmas. (Jimmy gave him a new pair of socks. He needed those.)
He likes to make pastries a lot, specially if it´s one of his gandma´s recipes.
Grandma Jimmelda has some very deep lore stories from her youth, including marrying at 14 and going to war twice (don´t ask which one though, not even she knows).
Jimmy has had thought of letting his hair grow long, and I personaly belive he would have it very long to try to make the Rapunzel fight moves(he can´t).
Still, he has to go and have a haircut every time he visits his parents and Zach.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that: Grandma Jimmelda has a niece, Aunt Jaminet, who is the cousin of the mother of Zach´s grandma. Somehow (I don´t want to know how), they´re almost the same age.
The family meetings are just something else, specially when there´s a whole bunch of gingers on the table and a singe black haired guy that only comes once every two christmas because he lives across the state and no one likes (Jimmy also rarely shows up, but he´s the cool cousin/uncle, so he´s been forgiven by the little ones, unlike Zach)
Tbh, nor Zach or Jimmy know they are related. I mean, they are distant second cousins(?), but they are still family. Somehow.
He has played World War Z and finished it in three days.
He has also bested with full stars Cooking Mama, ofc at the extent of his emotional stability, but pshh Who needs it?
Martin´s - Chris´- Aviva´s - Koki´s
WE CAN DO IT!!!!1
IT'S PAST 2 AM BUT I'M STAYING ON MY GREMLINS
WE CAN DO THIS!!
WE CAN TAKE OVER TUMBLR JUST LIKE MK TOOK OVER RED SON'S EVERY THOUGHT
Time for another list of random headcannon's of the Wild Kratts Characters!
Kinda forgot I didn't do any of the villains, so...
Grabs Gaston with the ire of a thousend famelic men*
Hi:D
I think Gaston has eaten battery acid at least once. I will not elaborate.
Unlike popular belief, Gaston is identical to his mother in every aspect except his eyes, hers being green like Gaston's ancestor.
Gaston doesn't actually know his nationality nor birthday, since his mother never made his id until she got arrested for it. Twice.
He still doesn't have it. Too much work.
Still a great mom, just, y'know, quite a crook. Or an animal dealer. Possibly both.
He was inspired by her job to cook endangered animals.
He discovered his passion when he went to a cuisine program on a small restaurant and boiled an egg for the first time. He treasures that memory a lot.
He is actually a prodigy at cooking, but he's got the wrong spirit. And intentions.
Gaston reached his golden age of cooking when he cheated on a poker game against an old lady (his kitchen mentor) and got her restaurant. He does not feel guilty about it.
That was until a waiter denounced him for his cuestionable ingridients and lost his cooking license, along with the restaurant.
He would later see the waiter again as the pilot of the Wild Kratts.
He was going to be mad, if it wasn't for the fact that it was the Kratt brothers the ones who convinced the waiter to call the police in the first place.
That, and the fact he met the other Villains. He stoped giving a heck about Jimmy the moment he got the cahnce to do evil stuff.
And obce he got his truck. He loves his truck.
He is the type to hold grudges, but normally he just gets insuferable.
He hates gingerbread.
Gaston has the habit of going to restaurants, order unhinged amounts of food, critique every single one of them in the cruelest way possible, and then leave without paying.
He's completly fine with cannibalism, and he may or may not have tried human flesh. We will never know.
He LOVES gossip, specially when Donita shares it, since she always gets to the juicy details.
If he could, he would've kicked Zach out of any window.
His second name is Geoff.
He thought Paisley was fun to disturb.
Pyro Out!
WK edition!
Martin - Koki - Chris - Aviva - Jimmy
Rip Isaac Higgintoot, you would've loved Epic: The Musical
Well, I got bored so I decided to continue with my headcanons since I have nothing left to do.
*Holds agressively and speaks with the most horrifing and deep voice known to mankind* Chris you´re next:).
This guy Shit-talks with Koki all the time and you can´t convince me otherwise. Jimmy pops from time to time to add spice and everything explodes.
Chris Is the brother with most CPS malfunctions, but not because he gets stuck like Martin (whose suit gets attached to him), but due to the fact that his CPS works SO WELL and enchances the creature´s hability that both the user´s mind and the artificial instincts become one.
Chris dosen´t like shrimps and is very picky with food (He lends everything that he dosen´t like to Martin when Jimmy is not looking).
Bro´s terrible at flirting, and has probably recreated that one scene from Rio.
I´m talking about this one.
He has memorized entire enciclopedias and biology books for the sake of winning a creature quiz against Martin and correct everyone who (Goodness forbid) is missinformed about the tiniest detail of some creature or plant.
"Erm Actually" vibes
Chris is probably the second sassiest member of the crew (Koki is THE NUMBER ONE)
Chris hates Gourmand with his entire soul, and is probably afraid of cooks and boiling water because of him (You can´t tell me you wouldn´t fear a chef after they tried to cook you and skin you alive.).
Even before he joined the crew, Chris was great friends with Aviva.
While Martin was Aviva´s guinea pig when using the CPS and miniaturazer, Chris would try on the vehiacles (the first designs of the buzzbikes, Createrra, etc) when his older brother wasn´t around or when he was facing the consecuences of turning in 3 different animals in a short timelapse.
Martin and Chris fought alot in their teens, mostly due to small, stupid things like "How do we accomodate the toilet paper" (Martin was in the "the start should be facing the wall" team, and Chris was in the "No that´s ridiculus you´re a psicopath" team).
Chris is the youngest member when it comes to age and period of joining, wich caused him to be babby-ed in the first weeks. Until today, Aviva and Martin still enjoy to do so.
Chris is the type of person to hurl when seeing a relationship, and will always make a disgusted face when he sees Martin flirting.
He acts like he´s the "mature brother", but he still shares the braincell with Martin.
He cries when the dogs die in the movies (Martin does that too, but Chris acts like he can handle it)
His hair is spiky and it stings if he dosen´t brush it. Otherwise, it´s very soft.
If it wasn´t for the fact that Zach is an assteroid, these two would go crazy looking for new species and would giggle like 14 year olds in a boyband concert when they find one. You can't tell me they wouldn't be friends
Martin´s
Anyways BYEEEEEEE
REBLOGGING FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKKK
About a week ago I posted this.
I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:
and my personal favorite
After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.
About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like
I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like
This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”
But I guess the lesson goes like this:
DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN
Now, Who wants to hear my headcanons of Koki!?
....crick....
Yeah, me too. Let´s start anyways!
Koki used to be a light heavyweight lifter, and when she´s carring heavy things she acts like shes practicing for a competition.
THIS WOMAN IS THE SASS ITSELF. ALL HAIL THE SASSY QUEEN.
She worked as a mechanic in her family´s garage until Chris proposed her to become a member of the Tortuga.
She was Jimmy´s neighbor back when she lived in Manhattan, but then her family moved to the south, and they lost contact.
It was a nice surprise when they saw eachother when they were applying to work in the Wild Kratts project.
Koki dosen´t use her last name anywere because she hates it (Maybe it sounds dumb or something?).
Tbh, it´s a miracle she didn´t quit. This girl was about to die MANY times.
But she´s happier here than in any of her other awfull jobs.
She can´t handle sour or spicy food.
She´s actually feral when nedeed to, and wont hesitate to punch.
Her grandpa taught her everything she knows about using tools. Thats why sometimes she may be using them in a very wrong, dangerous, and old timey way.
When Koki was looking at the curriculum to be a part of the crew, she realized that they might face poachers and unnfriendly fellas, so she learned to use a riffle to hunt them down just in case. Turns out there was a strict "No killing policy" (gee Martin, ok...), and she had to leave the riffle.
Her favourite dish is lobster. Just. Plain lobster.
She had a ton of part time jobs, such as garbage collector, light heavyweight lifter, delivery girl, clown for children parties, model for art students, Donita´s assistant before Dabio, her family´s garage mechanic, Tortuga´s mechanic... Wait what-
Yeah... She hates Donita with her guts, and not only because she´s an awfull boss and even worse designer, but allso because she had to do her dirty work (collecting her "materials", that she freed the moment Donita wasn´t looking, delivering her designs to her shady clients, etc) . Of course, she quited after not even a month.
But hey! She got to meet Martin and Chris!
She comes from a hardworking family, and I mean VERY hardworking. They would always be by her side when she needed it, but she had to work and put tears and sweat in her objetives, not a single peny lended.
That made her very resilient and responsible, but also a bit untrusting of others capacities and lonely.
She got better tho:)
Still needs to develop a culinary taste.
Martin´s - Chris´ - Aviva´s
*Puts hand on your shoulder* Hey.Name´s Pyrom, She/her I´m from Argentina, and my main language is spanish, so I may or not have some problems with english grammar ANY FORM OF PROSHIPPING, INCEST, AND DISCRIMINATION IS FULLY PROHIBITED IN THIS BLOG. EVERYONE HERE HAS TO BE NICE WITH EACHOTHER, AND EVERYONE HAS TO RESPECT EACHOTHER´S DIFFERENCES.We are mutuals fully capable of being mature and understanding.Let´s act like it:)
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