I Just Watched Open Mic And Dear God I Need Cpr Im Fucking Cryingggg I Wish Patrick Was My Boyfriend

Tell me childern aren't the best, i dare you

Good News: Our Children Have Some Terrific Ideas for How to Get the Big Ol’ Boat Unstuck From the Suez Canal

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 9/?

Bucky, trying to look updated: *to the tune of I Can't Feel My Face* i just wet myself when im with you...

Sam: jesus barnes just GOOGLE THE LYRICS

KEEP THESE GOING IF YOU LOVE SAM WILSON

Yet another ep of tfatws another day where it trnds without sam wilson so can we make the sam wilson tag trend please?

Im calling you to reblog, posts, write hot takes or just put on you fave sam wilson gif and tag it as sam wilson and as #our captain america

LETS DO THIS

tagging: @mishacase2003 @fandom @flxwer-prince @eshcolit-sgula @multi-fandom-mess18 @staff @falconxwinter @gloriouscupcakedestiny @castheassbutt

holy shit theres a lightning storm outside its insane i fucking hate whatever version of winter this shit is

Omg yesssss i would kill for this

As much as I get a vibe that 5sos5 is gonna be the indie boi era part of me is prayinGG PRAYING that it’s on a me like super heavy/ muffy like AM by the arctic monkeys like a bitch needs a new sexi album plEASE

Omg listen what I wouldn't give for some dirty guitars and sexy beats like that 👁️👄👁️

Aww that's so cute tho

Gemini💜

Pale Blue or Pastel Pink. Sapphire or Jade. Cabbage Rose or Primrose. Mint or Marjoram. Interior Design or Fashion. Light Kisses or Hand Holding. Yellow Roses or Daisies. Swans or lovebirds. Strawberries or Cherries. Harp or Violin. Badminton or Volleyball. Air Manipulation/Bending or Finding a (friendly) genie. Scales or Feathers. Doves or Songbirds. Enhanced vision or Love potions and curses. Pinot Girls or Complex cocktail. Singing or Whistling. Force field powers or Magic lanters and charms. Sagittarius or Leo.

uhh just do it if you want!

zodiac sign tag game 

@soleilsuhh Thank you for the tag, angel <3 <3 

Libra: 

Pale Blue or Pastel Pink. Sapphire or Jade. Cabbage Rose or Primrose. Mint or Marjoram. Interior Design or Fashion. Light Kisses or Hand Holding. Yellow Roses or Daisies. Swans or lovebirds. Strawberries or Cherries. Harp or Violin. Badminton or Volleyball. Air Manipulation/Bending or Finding a (friendly) genie. Scales or Feathers. Doves or Songbirds. Enhanced vision or Love potions and curses. Pinot Girls or Complex cocktail. Singing or Whistling. Force field powers or Magic lanters and charms. Sagittarius or Leo.

Tagging @rocknghorss @ermbabyel @poweredbycreativityandcake and @why-am-i-sad

I am 100% positive that Tackleberry from Police Academy is both a Boyle and a Schrute no, I take no constructive criticism

correct

ORIGINAL MEME: DISTRACTED BOYFRIEND

THIS VERSION: MISSADLER221

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 3/?

*in college*

Marshall: so ted, how's life?

Ted: life was. Life will be. Life is happening right now.

Marshall: you're high, aren't you?

Ted: you mean tall? Yeah I'm like 6 feet