I Just Saw This… Too High To Think Of A Response… But Laughed Pretty Hard XD

*looks at self* if only I had a pussy

They're ALWAYS trying to pull this shit @ parties

This would make me personally a very trans girl

they need to invent a way for trans girls to cuddle each other over the internet

Long land shork

I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists

He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm

Awe… ily2

can i have this too? like... i want all of this... possibly with alcohol too (because me while drunk and high is a very happy person... so long as i'm with other people)... although you will probably need to practically carry me to get lunch if it's same day.

pretty girls should talk to me and make me do things like be social and make friends and get me high and talk about how cute i am when im high and shotgun weed into my mouth and fuck me silly and go get lunch with me

because i would have to be between them >:3

The girls are fighting again-

Absolutely… I wish my ripped jean booty shorts fit me still…

Have I achieved levels of hotness yet?

The fact anyone has to explain any of this is disappointing, why can’t we just let people take care of themselves and not worry about the people who have literally done nothing wrong by wearing clothes that makes them happy. And no matter how you frame violence, it’s still violence and therefore bad, I shouldn’t have to worry about getting charged for defending myself (thanks Canada for stupid laws) because someone else doesn’t like that I wear my collar in public… to me it’s not sexual, it’s a comfort thing, as someone who experiences really bad anxiety having said collar reduces my anxiety, and if someone I trust Is holding my leash it’s even more comforting. But you know… totally a bad thing to wear a collar.

"You wearing a collar in public is bad cuz I didn't consent" you wearing a bracelet in public is bad cuz I didn't consent to it.

Yall don't really have a right to consent to other peoples clothes.

Oh the smell of her must be intoxicating with all that sweat…

Prywinko

yes and no, yes because it means we're a vulnerable minority, no because i already have the girlfriend of my dreams :3

Does it make you sad that most people are statistically straight?