Permanent Trouble

it is pride month zoro

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

Just saw a bumper sticker that said “Bigfoot is real and I helped him commit tax fraud” and I feel like either din or boba has that

It’s DEFINITELY Boba who has that bumper sticker right on the Slave I and next to it is a picture of Krrsantan

Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.

YALL THEY FUCKIN WON 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Mona Lisa cat nest 😭

take his ass to claire’s

My mom has a garden and during the season will both drop vegetables off at my front door and have me come over to pick veggies from her garden.

And she will send me the angriest messages if I don't go into her garden and take stuff. She has so much extra food than she knows what to do with, and I end up with more food than I can reasonably consume.

But also we both love squash so this is both a blessing and a curse

my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini

:o)