Oikawa is the biggest passenger princess. This man never walks anywhere, but he also refuses to learn how to drive himself (and he doesn't want to admit it's because he's terrified). He ends up calling Iwaizumi to pick him up at the most random hours of the day, too. After practice, when is he exhausted and whiney? I waizumi drives him. He want to leave the club? Iwaizumi is the way to go. Needs a ride back from or to the airport? Iwaizumi not only drives him but wakes him up and is basically the reason Oikawa doesn't miss any for his flights. Wants to go visit his parents? He gives Iwaizumi a bat of his eyelashes, and the man is opening his car door with an eye roll
The Santa Claus tradition isn't a thing in magic households, so when one year, Remus casually mentioned his Santa Claus present to the rest of the Marauders, they were so shocked. "No no James a man doesn't actually come down from my chimney." "He eats your cookies, that's so rude!" "No Pads -" "How does he manage to go to all the houses? He must be a secret wizard." "NO NO GUYS LISTEN"
James tried wearing contacts once and absolutely hated it. He started crying when it was time to take them out because he got scared of putting his fingers in his eyes, and half the Gryffindor common room came to calm him down it was a whole thing
Pandora and Regulus figured out Remus is a werewolf like 6 months into their first year. They never tell anyone else but they genuinely think everyone who hasn't discovered it is so dumb ("for fucks sake Pandora my brother calls it his furry little problem might as well start shouting my boyfriends a werewolf")
Remus and James smoke so much weed together, especially the week after a full moon, when Remus gets depressed. Once Lily came over to the dorm to bring Remus back a book he loaned her and she found them lying on the floor,wearing each other's shirt, crying from laughter and singing "Fat Bottomed Girls" at the top of their lungs while Sirius and Peter recorded
Regulus absolutely ADORES cats, but because of his father's allergies, he never got to have one of his own when he was young. When he moved in with James, the boy was so SMITTEN that the moment Reggie turned up in the house with a small kitty and looked at James all full of hope and excitement he couldn't say NO to keeping the cat. That however ended with James having to think up a BILLION different excuses to keep Sirius outside of his and Reggie's apartments "oh you know the electricity is broken" "why not go out the weather is so lovely" (it was indeed raining). Regulus found it all endlessly amusing and even more amusing to him was the absolute look of horror and betrayal in Siriu's face when he saw the little black kitten for the first time
Dorcas says, "That's pretty racist ngl" everytime something that she doesn't like happens and just watches the terror in people's eyes with the biggest grin. Marlene almost cries every time it happens. On the other hand Regulus has learned to adapt and just hits her with a "so you're transphobic now i guess?"
I truly wonder what was going through Sirius' mind when he learned about his mother's passing. I assume a big part of him felt vindicated, happy, free, maybe even a bit detached and indifferent (after all he hadn't seen his mother in a while) but I have to wonder if a part of him grieved the mother he never had, the love he never got. A part of me wonders if he got overwhelmed by the unfairness of his childhood, the acceptance that was so expected for the people around him and was never given to him, the parts of Sirius that broke and would always be a bit shattered because of the way his mother raised him. What if a small,tiny part of him, the part that would forever be a child desperately wanting his family's support, couldn't help but remember the small moments of protectiveness and gentleness his mother showed to him before everything, the way she hugged him before his first year at Hogwarts , the way she cleaned his bruises even though he knows she is the one that caused them
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There are very few things in this life that I love more than the headcannon that Hannibal was the one who performed top surgery on Will and then just... kept his boobies,cooked them, and ate them
For a long time, even after Regulus first started attending Hogwarts and acting cold and heartless, Sirius could view him as nothing but his innocent little brother who cried once when he accidently stepped on a butterfly. For him, he was still little Reggie, who looked up to him and went to curl up next to him in bed whenever he had a nightmare. That's why his world came crushing down when he learned about the Death Eater Mark ("how could you not have fucking known Sirius, EVERYONE knew" Bellatrix had laughed and screamed in his face). He truly couldn't understand how or why his little brother turned into a monster so he just decided to ignore the existence of their shared memories of love all together replacing them with this new horrific human being that he made out Regulus to be