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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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Me and my bf have been trying new things and I let him eat my ass and finger it too, I really want to have anal sex but he's pretty big(12inch) and I'm scared any tips ?

5 essential things that can help with the first time anal experience. 

1. Time—-If you can’t set aside a few hours, then don’t even try. You have to relax your two sphincter muscles to get him inside of you comfortably. The first muscle is the one you control voluntarily when you do number 2. The second is based on how relaxed you are. Your anus will never open up comfortably if you aren’t relaxed or trying to rush through it. Take your time.

2. Lubrication—-Absolutely essential. No such thing as too MUCH lube but def such thing as too little. I like water based lubes best.

3. Prep—-To relieve anxiety and help the body relax, shower or bathe before hand. In fact, showering together can be fun and kill two birds with one stone. Might help to not eat anything beforehand so that there isn’t any bowels inside when it happens. Most of sex is mental, so if you feel clean and fresh, your body may respond by letting you concentrate on the pleasurable nerves of your butthole instead of your anxiety.

4. Toys—-Many people, both gay and straight use butt plugs to help open them up. They are 1-3 inch long toys that can be bought cheaply (less than $10 at some sex shops) and go a long way towards getting the anus used to the pressure of penetration. Before you try a big dick, maybe you can experiment with a large dildo.

5. Open mind—-Anal sex is still pretty taboo in some communities, so it’s good that you and your partner have already gotten over the stigmas. Anal orgasm are possible for both men and women. The anus has a ton of nerve endings and indirect gspot stimulation is possible from getting fucked there.

The common thing I hear is that anal sex should “never hurt” if done right. But with your boyfriend having a donkey penis, I’m not so sure how that holds up. lol. Please make sure he is patient with you and that if it doesn’t fit, then it doesn’t fit. Don’t force the issue. If he complains, tell him you’d like to use a 12 inch dildo on him (jk).  Protect yourself and have fun.

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