Pros Of Listening To The Amazing Devil On Headphones: You Can Hear Every. Single. Intimate. Little. Detail.

Sorry what the fuck is wrong with people

it’s come to my attention that there are people trying to find joseph’s address. ya’ll, FUCKING STOP! that’s NOT okay! first of all, he’s just a person! & 2nd of all, he’s clearly a very private person! you guys doing this makes the rest of the community look bad. it’s gross & sick. you’re not cute & it’s not funny. you’re being selfish & risking his safety! please just STOP!!!

Will, to Mike: I-I like you

Mike, blushing: ...I like you too

-their friends hiding behind a bush-

Robin, to Steve:...Are you crying Harrington? *grins*

Steve, wiping eyes: Shut up, I'm not crying *rolls eyes*

Everyone else: ...

Steve, starts sobbing after a few seconds: They grow up so fast

*Eddie hands him his black handkerchief*

appreciation post for Ted’s new phrases of exasperation

Can someone write a Dummies Guide to Umbrella Academy Season 3 because I am LOST

Eddie: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Robin: You would eat yourself?

Eddie: I wouldn’t even question it.

The effect that Greta Van Fleet has on lesbian women needs to be studied

i’m curious which river is “the river” for you guys? for me it’s the rhine

This interview and photoshoot of Joey are both so lovely. It’s nice to have a glimpse into the thought process behind the music they put out, and how he spends his time when he’s not witchering around! The only con to reading this is that every time I learn more about this man, I just fall deeper into the pit of being obnoxiously in love with him, which is not great for attempting to be a functioning normal human being.

Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music