Hey Love, I Did Mine Here But I Need To Ask About This "mjjw Cherry Magic Au" Because I'm Sorry? But

The thing that makes me sad about the Eurovision results is that Loreen’s victory lacks everything that makes a Eurovision victory great:

A lesser known artist catapulted into stardom? She’s been internationally known for years.

Their country getting a chance to host after never/rarely doing so before? Sweden’s had it 6 times already.

An underdog taking the crown by being an audience pleaser? She was the bookies’ favourite from the start.

Eurovision being one of the biggest, most exciting things they’ve ever done? She’s done it all before.

None of these things are personally Loreen’s fault, and I actually feel bad for her that this win will be remembered as one that the public clearly wanted to give to someone else. But it does all feel extra slimy and calculated on Sweden’s part, especially given the 50th anniversary of ABBA’s Waterloo just happening to be next year. It all feels very hollow.

My Gideon art nouveau esque bookmark to the Harrow piece <333 love these funky little religious guilt girlies (my eight years of catholic school say hello lol)

I love the way his eyes just sparkle

So, those posts about 'jagiya' translations into other languages? Yeah, i love them.

Sadly, German has virtually no cute terms of endearment, alas, I put a spin on it: I present to you, Austrian German curse words Jongwoo would use on Moonjo

(Because Austrians looovee swearing and using obscure curse words)

1. Deppata (idiot)

10/10

I feel like it works with the way Jongwoo usually speaks with Moonjo?? I would definitely scream 'deppada' the same way Jongwoo does 'saekkiya', and it can be easily used with other curse words

2. Oaschloch (asshole)

6/10

This is THE word you hear in Vienna lmao, but I think Jongwoo would be too much of a 'countryboy' to actually use that. Plus it doesn't work with the way he yells at Moonjo?? Like I'd use it in a derogatory looking-down-on-someone kind of way

3. Wichsa (literally a man who ejaculates xd)

7/10

Slightly better than 'Oaschloch', but still too calm I think?? Also Moonjo is too elegant for a person I'd typically think to be a 'wichsa'

4. Goschada (annoyingly talkative person)

8.5/10

Moonjo loves annoying Jongwoo with words (and actions, but his creepiness is often conveyed through encouragements and words), and 'Goschada' is PERFECT for that

5. Gfrast (brat)

6/10

Hmmmm not enough anger for me?? I feel like it's used more towards (annoying, malicious) children or younger people, so maybe Jongwoo would use it when Moonjo is really annoying him? Idk

decided to call myself out with this meme

Someone confess to me so I can get slam dunked straight to 🌈✨super hell✨🌈

Absolutely devoured This is How You Lose the Time War while dealing with train delay today and omg I've never felt so many feelings at once?? The prose-esque writing left me detached from reality wtf

Happy Birthday to the most adorable bunny, our Jungkookie❤️💌🐰

Jongwoo would seethe at him "You scream my name, you fucking monster" and yk commit blasphemy real quick

And Moonjo definitely waxes so much poetry, adding in some religious references and allegories to really mess up Jongwoo's moral compass

à la

"Like your christ whose body you consume and whose blood you drink, I'll too consume you whole"

And Jongwoo keeps the catholic relics and priest robes on, as he maybe perhaps gets railed on the altar by Vamp Moonjo

So last night, when I was on my night shift, we talked about priest!JW x vampire!MJ on SFH discord server and I want to recap my ideas here for later :D

Imagine the angry make out tho

Would be full of bites and bruises and blood xD

And tears of joy and madness and saliva

Their usual way is always rough

But one time, moonjo is being exceptionally gentle with priest! JW

Gentle yet effective

And that drives jongwoo even madder

"what the hell are you doing!?" Jongwoo hisses, biting his own wrist to stop himself from moaning.

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"Look at you. Would your God find you as beautiful as I do?"

While jongwoo was in his... "ugliest", dirtiest state cjsklskf

Covered by all kinds of liquids

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And i imagine jongwoo would use more of his mouth to bite and kiss than to talk

Jongwoo would be the cool sweary priest don't u think

"scream, you fucking monster."

"tell me, what does a monster call for, when it needs to pray?" U kno since he wouldn't scream "God" skskks