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As an avid CS shipper, I would like to be the buzzkill and point out that he was also, you know, badly injured with broken ribs. So he likely wouldn’t have gotten that far.

“Where you limping off to, Captain?”

Spoilers: RIP

RIP Daniel Grayson, who went out being a hero.

First season: Winter is coming

Me: When will it arrive?

Second season: Winter is coming

Me: Yeah but when?

Third season: Winter is coming

Me: Isn't it a bit late?

Fourth season: Winter is coming

Me: Yeah whatever...

Fifth season ep. 1-7: Winter is coming

Me: What if I want it now?

Fifth season ep. 8: Winter has come

Me: TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT FUCKING BACK! I DON'T WANT IT, I DON'T NEED IT!

This happened and no other ending exists.

Like father like son ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in Westeros? Brienne of Tarth. You know what I’d give her on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I’d give her an [sinister pause] 8… 8.5… or a 9… but not… NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it.

Jaime Lannister, A Feast for Crows (via incorrectgotquotes)

Astarion Voicelines: Reviving/Dying

A compilation of Astarion's voicelines when he's reviving (AKA, using the "help" action) on a downed character or being downed himself.

Reviving (Negative Approval)

Come on, get up.

Stop lying about.

Mistook you for a corpse.

If I must.

Why? They'll only fall again.

I'm carrying these people.

Can't we leave them there?

The crows will be disappointed.

Useless.

A waste of flesh.

Move!

The dirt nap comes later.

Can't you do anything?

You useless little...

Just try to survive.

Are you even trying?

Dying, are you? Typical.

Stop whining.

Remember who saved you.

They can't even die efficiently.

Of course they need help.

What did I do to deserve this?

Why am I not surprised?

Yes yes, I'll save you.

Must I?

Reviving (Neutral Approval)

Not the time!

Hardly a good time.

Get up, damn it!

Up, damn it!

On your feet.

Up. Now!

I swear...

You'd be dead without me.

Get back in the fight.

You can die later.

Die on your own time.

You're wasting my time.

Get up and kill something!

Let's try to survive, hmm?

Of course you need help.

Of course they fell.

Naturally they fell.

Rest when you're dead.

Does this look like camp to you?

Reviving (Positive Approval)

All right, I'm coming.

Coming, coming.

What a mess.

Me to the rescue...

Salvation is here.

Your saviour is here.

I've got you.

Need a hand?

Where would you be without me?

It's not your day, is it?

Tripped, did you?

Let's clean this up.

Bad place for a nap.

Neither the time nor the place.

Get back to killing.

We're not done yet.

Need a hand?

You're not dying today.

Did I say you could die?

I'm not killing them all myself.

Reviving (Romantic Interest)

Hold on, I'm coming.

Not your best moment.

Be there in a moment.

Help is here.

We need you alive.

Hardly the time, dear.

Really, darling?

People need killing, darling.

Don't worry, I've got you.

It's all right, I'm here.

Just a moment...

Death doesn't become you.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Stay strong, darling.

You're not going down.

Tsk tsk. Really, darling?

You're too pretty to die.

Let's get you up, dear.

There's life in you yet.

I forbid you from dying.

The cavalry is here.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Upon Being Downed

Don't just stand there - get me up!

Help me!

What are you staring at?

This doesn't feel right.

What are you waiting for? Help me!

This is all your fault.

Come on. Don't let them see you bleed.

You can do this. Get up - get up!

#will is just like #i fucked with him once #aint trying that shit again

That Dread Wolf Form though

Solas girlies really did get toward the end of Veilguard and just be like

And honestly, good for them.

Lavellan should have gotten to see it.

Fic Tag Rant

I really wish people in the DW and Supernatural fandoms (and all fandoms, really) would stop tagging their stories (on ANY fic site) with characters that they mention all of once.  It’s really friggin’ irritating when I look up a character in tags and have to comb through dozens of fics that don’t actually involve that character outside of mentioning that they existed. Stop trying to make as many people as possible see that your story exists by including irrelevant tags. Not trying to call anyone specific out, but I see it ALL THE TIME in the DW and SPN fandoms since they have so many minor characters. So to the people who do it: It’s childish. You’re being childish. Grow up.

This was not okay.

goodbye, my lover goodbye, my friend