"I Find Your Motivation Slightly Amusing"

"I Find Your Motivation Slightly Amusing"

"I find your motivation slightly amusing"

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3 months ago

On the family meeting...

Scrooge: Okay... I want to be honest. Next time, I won't come alone.

Matilda: Oooh~ With your Goldie-girl?~

Scrooge: ...

Scrooge: No. With my Gold-boyfriend.

Louie: I have boyfriend.

Gladstone: Actually... I have a girlfriend.

Fethry: I have a girlfriend AND boyfriend!

Della: HA! SIKE! I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS!

Quackmore: Wow...

Quackmore turned to Donald: What's about you, Donnie? How much partners you have? Haha.

Donald, absolutely calm: Three boyfriends and two girlfriend.


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1 year ago

It's such a cute humanization style and design! I'm just awawawawawawawaw! I like your version of their nationalities!

Besides this, the fact that Skipper is trans makes me perceive the episode (the screenshot of which you provided in the last art) as Skipper deciding to go back to his dead name for some reason and makes me laugh as if the rest of the penguins were super awkwardly trying with function with it)

Ok soooo

Ok Soooo

Gave them a SLIGHT redesign (old one here)

Ok Soooo
Ok Soooo

All of them are transmascs your honor 🫡


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2 months ago

Fanfic for my birthday!

♡´・ᴗ・`♡

Pete liked to look at Donald.

He remembered it from his childhood.

He liked watching the yellow duckling enthusiastically quacking something, showing how to assemble various incomprehensible shit from cubes or some kind of figures.

He liked watching the duckling in the sailor suit smile cheerfully while they both played with the boats.

He liked watching a teenage grunge duck practice guitar, and when nothing worked out, he threw it aside, taking out his notebook to write or draw something.

He liked watching his comrade and the soldier smile brightly, tenderly quacking such kind words that saved him in any terrible situation... Even when the cat lost his leg..

And, in secret... Pete liked listening to Donald.

Listen to his voice, hear his words.. It wasn't just pleasant. It was fucking amazing.

Pete liked to look at Donald. And he likes to look at Donald.

— Pete? — Just like now. — How do I look?

Pete broke away from his thoughts, stopped staring at one point, and looked at Donald.

Donald was standing in front of the mirror, getting into some poses, examining his naked reflection, and trying to figure out if this bra was suitable for him.

A pale orange bra with white stripes and a bow between her breasts was sitting, Pete was ready to give his other leg, it was just fucking perfect on Donald. Especially the way the lace clung to the duck's feathers in the light of that damn old apartment (which they rent as a headquarters to receive orders for espionage missions without the risk of someone else reading them).

— Well? Why are you silent? — Donald wanted to turn to Pete, but he was stopped by two big hands on his shoulders. And the answer to the question was a kiss on his neck.

— You're fucking gorgeous. — Pete whispered into the duck's feathers, licking the spot where he had previously left his kiss.

Pete likes, loves, adores looking at Donald. Listen and hear. Feel him.

He doesn't know if he ever loved him before or when it started.

He knew he loved Peg, but they got divorced. He knew that he loved Trudy, but they broke up.

But does Pete love Donald right now? Yes. More life.

But will this love last until the grave? Or will they break up again sometime and remain friends-enemies, as they were before?

Pete doesn't know and doesn't care.

Right now, the most important thing is that they sleep together, hugging each other. And knowing full well that tomorrow there will definitely be a new adventure, a new danger, and they will definitely be together.


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8 months ago

no one touch me or my comic relief characters ever again 😤


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1 month ago

Scrooge, when he realized that Donald was such a whore because of him: Bless me baggies...


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1 year ago

We continue

"While Uncle Scrooge is chatting with someone, you can do your own business" Or how Mom Duck decided to sew (Duck comics)

Donald and Scrooge dance

Donald lets Webby look at his college photo album. She is delighted, Scrooge is shocked – he has never seen these photos.

For certain reasons, Scrooge and the children become a ghost. Donald is doing everything in his power to find them, even though they are nearby. Scrooge understands how smart and brave Donald is.

Scrooge has a developed sixth sense, so he always knows when something bad is around. It turns out that thanks to this feeling, he also knows when something good is around, so he is always there when Donald is cooking something. He is surprised when he feels it again. (Donald is angry and confused, Scrooge is pleased)

"I like this box!" "I said get out of this box!"

Donald was tired of Scrooge's constant offers to get him a job, so he said that without a presentation and a detailed explanation, he would not even think about work. It was unexpected to sit in a dark living room, especially it was unexpected to listen to Scrooge

Donald broke up with Daisy (finally!), but this has its consequences. He believes that everything she said is true, because Daisy never lied to him, even when she cheated on him. Scrooge and Donald have a difficult conversation (is scromgold or glomscrooge possible??)

Donald has grown red hair (thanks, Gyro)

Donald has lost the bet and now has to tickle Scrooge. Revenge comes and it is merciless.

Scrooge and Donald talk about "women's things" (Spoiler: They do them anyway)

The boys said the first word! Only it's not what Donald expected. "Did you teach them?" "Noooooo... Well, maybe"

Donald is bored, so he made dessert, but where to put it now? Well, it's good that he has an eternally hungry Uncle Scrooge

One of the days when Scrooge takes Donald to work somewhere again. But right now, the old miser is busy fighting, and Donald is very angry. Luckily for him, there's a guy with an electric guitar nearby.

Scrooge is jealous of Donald's cat

"I wish I could be as beautiful..."

Donald always thought: "Why could Della wear pants, but he couldn't wear dresses?". This was one of the many issues that suffered consequences.

Donald is coming back from the Navy!

"What are you looking at?" "Nothing-nothing~" Or Donald sits with Scrooge and unconsciously makes old habits (he puts his finger in his beak when he thinks))

Less than the original post... I wanted to share it with you anyway

Chu ~💕

Some ideas for fan fiction about Uncle Team:

"Wait... Do you love me?*

"Be more polite, please" this is not a threat, but a warning

"You can't do this, you're a kid!" "I'm 36!"

"Do you remember?!" full of tears of happiness

Something happens that makes Donald, out of old habit, jump on Scrooge out of fear. Scrooge won't let him go

"Beautiful..." Scrooge finds Donald in a dress

"Have you thought why Louie can swim in money?"

Donald chose Ludwig (a silly dispute between two uncles)

"You... Did you listen to me?!" Donald also needs to be reprimanded and he did it. Who knew the old miser was listening to him?

Donald is crying because of Scrooge. Featuring Downey and Fergus

Donald is tired and wants to cry

Donald is offended and does not talk to anyone and is silent all the time

Donald is late for work and out of habit kisses all the children. Everyone. Even an adult like Scrooge

Scrooge has a nightmare, fortunately for him, Donald is nearby

"Hey, my nephew thinks you're cute" "Can I get his number?" "Nah, we good" or how Scrooge is a typical dad, and Donald is a typical emo gay

Someone has asked Donald to dance, and while he is enjoying the dance, Scrooge does not take his eyes off them. Literally

"Your favorite color is yellow and green" "Yeah, and your blue" "Actually, pink"

Donald did not notice that he was singing, as well as the fact that Scrooge was killing everyone with a look

"And me?" again, Donald goes to work and kisses all the children goodbye again, but not Scrooge this time

"Hey, what are you looking at!?" On the beach, Donald decided to wear a bra instead of a Hawaiian shirt

During one of the adventures, Donald habitually took Scrooge by the hand so as not to get lost while he looks around

Donald tries puppy eyes

"Stop looking at me like that!" offended and angry scrooge

"Oops, sorry, it's not for you" "Wait- WHO IS THIS PHOTO FOR?!!"

Donald just wanted to see his dress while he and Scrooge were shopping

"I don't have the strength anymore..." *kiss* Or how Donald knows how to 'charge' Scrooge

"No." "But-" "You're too old to take me in your arms, Uncle!" Or Scrooge shows that even his century-old age does not change his physical strength

"I'm fine" "No"

"Give me a piece!" "No! Get out of the kitchen!" "This is my kitchen!" "I don't give a-!"

Donald laughs, Scrooge doesn't calm down

Donald swears and that's why Scrooge needs to spank him

With age, many things stop being bitter and nasty, like coffee and cigarettes. Scrooge would rather go bankrupt on milk and candy than let it continue

"I'm doing this because I feel sorry for Mrs. Bickley and I want to help her. AND STOP SMILING LIKE THAT" Scrooge finds Donald in his garden

Donald starts skipping meals due to being overweight and spends more time looking for work. Scrooge just wants to say that it's much nicer to squeeze

Everyone knew who Scrooge's favorite was among children, but no one knew Donald's favorite among adults. Donald is confused and now we get a LOT more affection

Donald wants a gentleman and now the boys regularly get kisses. Scrooge wants one too

Donald has a lot of notebooks with his songs, but only two have survived: empty and about Scrooge

Donald teases Scrooge that he will leave (to Glomdolnd or his boyfriends) and has gone too far

"Only for a while!" Donald's boat exploded during another invasion of his uncle's enemies on the mansion and now he is moving P. s. The boat cannot be restored

"You can't go on a date!" "Because I said so!" "Well, I'm sorry, Dad, but I'm going!"

Scrooge needs to go to an official party, but this dress is the only one that can fit him. "This dress is too revealing!"

The children decided to arrange a "fashion show" to help Uncle Donald decide which things should be thrown out and which ones should be left. Donald is too embarrassed (yes, he has dresses)

Angry Burrito Donald

The coolest thing is when Donald is already an adult and he becomes even more cute!

I'll write one day. And if not me, then I will pray for every fan fiction on these ideas

Perhaps I will add more is coming

I hope senpai notices me... @galoots


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1 year ago

Happy birthday duckboys!

Dewey *throwing off the blanket*: Today is our day!

Huey: We've gotten older!

Louie: And richer.

Donald: Boys! It's time for breakfast!

Yay!

*each boy has his own plate of pancakes: Huey with condensed milk and blueberries, Dewey with chocolate chips and marshmallows, Louie with maple syrup and strawberries*

*everyone has tea with strawberry juice*

Dewey: Yummy!

Huey: Wow...

Louie: Cool. *took a picture for my blog*

Donald: Happy birthday, boys. Bon appetit~

HDL: Thank you, Unca Donald!

HDL: *make the first piece*

HDL: !!!

Louie: Did you-

Dewey: Did you add chocolate to the pancakes?!

Donald prodly: Yes, I am.

Huey: Wow!!

Della: Um, Donald?...

Donald: I made the chocolate for Huey myself, so there are sweeteners there.

Donald: Wait. Did you think that I didn't know my own child?

Della: No! Of course no! I just!-

Della: *sigh*

Della: I'm sorry... Sometimes I forget that you know boys better than I do. Although I am their mother...

Donald put his hand on her shoulder: Everything is fine. I also sometimes forget that you know me better than yourself.

Donald looking at Scrooge: And someone else.

Scrooge: *trying not to cry*

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Scrooge: All right, boys. Since today is your birthday, I...

Donald who stands too close: *stings his side painfully*

Scrooge: I'll... buy whatever you want... But only one piece at a time!

Scrooge: *looks at Donald*

Donald: *nods approvingly*

Huey: Okay, well... Difficult choice...

Dewey: Okay, listen!!

Louie: Hehe. Okay~

Scrooge: "My money suffers only for their happiness..."

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Della: Aaaahhh, boys! Here I am!

Huey: Hi, mom.

Dewey: Hey, mom.

Louie: Yo, moona.*

Della: Well, today is your birthday and therefore, as your mother, I will spend it with you! All day!!

Louie: Nah, thanks.

Dewey: It's cool, but no, mom.

Huey: Sorry, no.

Della puzzled: Whit waat?

Della: But why? What's wrong with spending your birthday with your cool mom, huh?

Dewey: Nothing at all! Just..

Louie: It's just that today is OUR day, Mom. And we have already planned how to spend it.

Della: Oh, yeah. I see..

Della: I'm so proud of you! You're so grown-up, making plans and all that...

Della: Haha, yeah..

Louie: Well, we haven't started making plans yet, so why don't you sit with us for now? M?

Della: *practically literally sparkling with happiness*

Della: Of course! Come here, my ducklings!

Della: *jumps on them with hugs*

Huey and Dewey: Wakhak!

Louie: Don't call us like that!!

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There will be no continuation, because I do not know how to write on behalf of children.. I'm sorry...


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11 months ago

I love it how, when Donald dances, he lifts his shirt like a dress.

:)


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3 months ago

Как выглядит призыв духа:

Тай Лунга:

Впервые: Чувство благовения и благодарности. Немного гордости и гордыни, так как других не вызывают.

Спустя продолжительное время: "Я могу хотя бы посрать нормально. ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, БЛ-"

Сильно бесится и заебался. Не устал, потому что он, типа.. Мёртв. По крайней мере в первую очередь мёртв, поэтому он не испытывает усталости. Только желание нечаянно сломать систему, что призывает его.

Иногда задерживается, но максимум на 1-5 минут, так как его немножко мучает совесть и чувство ответственности.

Спустя более продолжительное время: "Мастер Тай Лунг, призыв вас из Царства Смертных был уже 37 минут назад почему вы..." "Я никуда не пойду без своих стрелок." "Но..." "Я никуда НЕ пойду без своих стрелок." "Мастер Тай Лунг..." "Иди подтрогай траву или поешь пельменей, пока я не выкинул тебя обратно, откуда ты припёрся."

Привык и теперь спокойно задерживается прежде, чем уйти на призыв. Стал понимать, когда призыв действительно важен или нужен или сделан просто так.

Шень:

Впервые: Шок. Лютый ахуй. Вообще не понимает что происходит, где он и его любимая чашка чая.

Спустя продолжительное время: держится за ближайшую поверхность и гневно орёт: "Я ПРОСТО ХОЧУ БЫТЬ СЧАСТЛИВЫМ! ИДИТЕ НА-"

Активно сопротивляется, но всё равно приходится уйти на призыв. В итоге мучает всех своим bitch personality, потому что, ну, почему он один должен страдать?

Спустя более продолжительное время: Примерно такое же поведение как у Тай Лунга, но только он сразу же переключает своё внимание на своих любимых besties и теперь мир получает ту самую крутую lesbian aunt, с одним отличием, что это гей дядя, но кого это волнует.


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