Tai Lung Po Shen

Tai Lung Po Shen

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Appreciation Post For This Lineup Of Flags That Is Fuckin Rad And Now Lives Rent Free In My Head
Appreciation Post For This Lineup Of Flags That Is Fuckin Rad And Now Lives Rent Free In My Head
Appreciation Post For This Lineup Of Flags That Is Fuckin Rad And Now Lives Rent Free In My Head
Appreciation Post For This Lineup Of Flags That Is Fuckin Rad And Now Lives Rent Free In My Head
Appreciation Post For This Lineup Of Flags That Is Fuckin Rad And Now Lives Rent Free In My Head
Appreciation Post For This Lineup Of Flags That Is Fuckin Rad And Now Lives Rent Free In My Head
Appreciation Post For This Lineup Of Flags That Is Fuckin Rad And Now Lives Rent Free In My Head
Appreciation Post For This Lineup Of Flags That Is Fuckin Rad And Now Lives Rent Free In My Head
Appreciation Post For This Lineup Of Flags That Is Fuckin Rad And Now Lives Rent Free In My Head

Appreciation post for this lineup of flags that is fuckin rad and now lives rent free in my head

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8 months ago

Well, since May and June have apparently been alone for quite a long time, life on a boat will be a good time to start their quiet life and time for themselves so that they understand what it's like to be children with loving parents.

And for a couple of months a year, they can live in a mansion for socialization and adaptation in large companies.

DuckTales 2017 Finale Spoilers:

June: Now that Heron’s gone

May: Where do we belong?

Lena: We belong right here

Donald: {on the phone} Hey Daisy! You know that adventure we’re going to take?! How about a couple of stowaways?

Webby: EXCUSE ME!?? I just got two new sisters and now you’re just taking them away from me!?

Lena: All of us were going to Funso’s this Saturday but I guess that plan is out the window

Violet: We literally JUST made them friendship bracelets!

Donald: {moves phone away from his head} Uh…

Daisy: {on the phone} DONALD! We’ve been planning this trip for just the two of us for months! I like your friends but I don’t think I want José and Panchito to be with us for that long

Donald: {goes back on the phone} What!? No, no, no, no! You don’t understand! What I meant was I’ve adopted two kids-

Daisy: YOU ADOPTED TWO CHILDREN WITHOUT TALKING TO ME FIRST!?! Donald! We’ve been dating for almost a year now and we’ve never had that conversation about having kids!

Donald: It’s okay Daisy! I have experience! Trust me, raising kids on a boat away from the rest of the world is the way to go!

Huey: Wait! Uncle Donald! You and Aunt Daisy are leaving!?

Della: You didn’t tell the kids you were leaving!?

Donald: I, uh, was going t-

Dewey: He never tells us anything!! We didn’t even know that much about you until we moved into Uncle Scrooge’s place

Della: WHAT!?!

Dewey: Yeah! Any time we’d ask about he’d just avoid the question!

Donald: I was going through stuff!

Louie: {to May and June} You don’t wanna live on his houseboat, trust me! He turns into an absolute monster whenever he’s docking the boat

Donald: Louie!

Louie: And you two already saw the mansion! It’s a way better place to live!

Webby: The air vents alone make the mansion worth exploring!

June: Ooh! Does your houseboat have any air vents!?

Donald: Uh… {opens the plane doors to start the finale credits}


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1 month ago

Tai Lung: *Bursts into the Jade Palace*

Tai Lung: PO!!

Po: Uh... bro, I'm kind of teaching my students right now. How about you wait a bit?

Tai Lung, after regaining his breath: SHEN AND I ACCIDENTALLY MADE A BABY!!

Literally everyone: A WHAT?!

*Somewhere in the background Shifu loses consciousness*

In the house of Tai Lung and Shen

Po: So.. Where a baby?

Tai Lung: *leads to the common room where Shen is sitting in the nest*

Shen: *Before anyone could ask, a griffin silently got up and crawled out from under him, but the peacock was a snow leopard, not a lion eagle*

Baby Griffin: Pio!

Po, trying to suppress the shock: Okay, well...

Shifu: *loses consciousness again and is carried away*

Tai Lung: A few weeks ago, we found an egg and thought it was abandoned, so we decided to take it to ourselves. And today it cracked and hatched... This.

Baby Griffin: Pio!

Po: He's... Um... He has your eyes..? Both of you...

Baby Griffin: Pio!

Tai Lung: My love, why are you sitting on our baby?

Shen: I don't know! As soon as I saw it, it seemed like a really good idea!

Mr. Ping: All parent birds sit on their children to keep them warm and protected. I used to do that when Po was just a kid.

Tigress: I'm more interested in answering another question: how?

Tai Lung: I don't know! I told you, we just found the egg that came out of this baby thing!

Po: Maybe it's a gift from the universe?!

Shen: Or punishment...

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9 months ago

I read the comic thanks to one of the users on tumblr (I don't remember which one, I'm sorry)

My English and memory are bad, but I remember that Della flew into space on a spaceship and disappeared on the radar for several years until Gyro picked up her signal so that Huey, Dewey and Louis could talk to her. The boys lied to her that they were her sons so that she wouldn't get upset that she was somewhere far away (because she thinks she's in space for about a few hours or days) and to stay with Donald.

You Know I Wonder What Would Happens The Comics Version Of Della Had A Prosthetic Leg And Brown Pants
You Know I Wonder What Would Happens The Comics Version Of Della Had A Prosthetic Leg And Brown Pants

You know I wonder what would happens the comics version of Della had a prosthetic leg and brown pants like her Ducktales 2017 counterpart besides that would be cool


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10 months ago

What's up?

Any Disney duck enjoyers around here...?


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3 months ago

Minishot for DonPete!

It's an ordinary evening at the House of Mouse.

The whole team was standing at the reception desk, on their long-awaited half-hour break. Well... More precisely, almost the whole team.

— Hey, what's the big idea?! — A familiar sullen and irritated quacking voice rang out.

Tired, Mickey perked up almost instantly and hurried to his friend.

— Donald, I'm so happy to see you! — Mouse reached out his arms to Donald to hug him, but stopped. Slowly, his eyes widened in shock.

Donald looked at his friends irritably with his hands on his hips, like an angry mom. But it wasn't his friend's angry expression that confused Mickey, not even his grove shirt, but... Hair?

— I hope you didn't call me back from vacation because you missed me. — Donald grumbled and walked closer to the group, crossing his arms over his chest. Noticing the strange looks of his friends, he lifted one, puzzled and indignant. — What?

— Squeak! — Mickey shuddered and swallowed quickly, coming to his senses. — Oh, nothing, it's just... — He started gesticulating strangely, trying to find the words so as not to offend Donald.

— Do you have hair? — ... But Goofy beat him to it..

Donald's eyes widened at the question, but then he frowned, crossing his arms over his chest.

— Of course I am! — He growled irritably, looking sternly at Goofy. — Did you think I was bald?

— Yes, actually! — Goofy nodded confidently while Daisy facepalmed.

Minnie took a deep breath to stifle her laughter and put her hand on the shoulder of the boiling duck.

— Calm down, Donny, Goofy just isn't used to what you have... Hairstyle. — She smiled reassuringly and a little awkwardly. — We all, actually...

Donald slowly calmed down from his girl friend's touch and her words and nodded.

— That's so..

— By the way, what's the point? — Daisy suddenly asked. She leaned forward, crossing her arms and leaning on the counter, one eyebrow raised in interest. — I mean, it's just impossible to grow hair that long in three days.

— Oh, yeah. — Donald nodded, twirling a lock of his curly and blond hair around his finger. — I asked Gyro to buy me shampoo, and he inadvertently gave me his invention, a shampoo for growing hair. And in the end, it worked.

All the friends nodded, accepting the explanation, knowing all too well that it was true.

— Can I touch your hair? They look so soft! — Minnie asked.

— Why, of course. — Donald shrugged his shoulders and almost immediately the mouse grabbed the duck's hair.. In a good way, she started feeling and stroking them.

Daisy rested her chin on her palm, watching the tenderness of her friend and ex and chuckled.

— You know.. I thought your hair would be straight, not curly. — She got a puzzled look from Donald with her comment.

Donald snorted and rolled his eyes at Daisy's comment and slapped Mickey's hand, forbidding him to touch his hair.

— You've seen my mom, Daisy, on the contrary, you should expect my hair to be curly. — He crossed his arms over his chest, looking critically at his ex.

Their bickering would have continued, but they were interrupted by new acquaintances..

— Well, well, well!~ — With a whist and a teasing greeting, none other than everyone's favorite (gay) Mortimer entered the club's doors! — I received a message about my dear friends' little problems and couldn't help but come.. And see! — he burst into laughter, which sounded comical because of his sibilance.

Pete came in behind him and grinned dirty, looking at the five friends. However, his smile faded when he noticed Donald. His ears drooped slightly, and his eyes stared at the duck, absorbing every detail without taking their eyes off for a second.

His target shifted uncomfortably and turned around, looking at the cat with a puzzled expression.

— What? — Don grunted rudely, feeling himself... a little embarrassed under Pete's gaze.

— You pretty. — Pete said bluntly, without hesitation and without taking his eyes off the duck, unconsciously attracting the attention of the others.

Donald was startled to hear these words. His eyes widened in surprise as a bright blush began to fill his cheeks.

— You... — Duck swallowed and looked down at the floor, tugging at the end of a lock of his hair. — Really think so?..

Pete nodded confidently. All this time, he did not take his eyes off the former sailor, practically devouring him with his eyes.

— Yeah.. Yes. — He nodded several times, confirming his words. — You like... The most beautiful mermaid what can be live...

Donald's eyes widened again upon hearing these words. He raised his head to meet Pete's gaze.

— Yeah? — He asked uncertainly, feeling his face start to burn brighter. After receiving another nod, Duck smiled gently and giggled. — Why, thank you... — He rubbed his neck in embarrassment, keeping eye contact with the big cat. — It's... The nicest thing so... You ever told me...

Donald coughed into his fist and still looked away.

— So... Anyway.. — He closed his eyes and opened them again, looking at Pete again, who continued to stare at the duck as if he was something beautiful — Thank you. I'm serious.

A slow smile began to grow on Pete's lips. Uncharacteristic of him.. gentle. As well as the soft look in his eyes.

— I just told the truth, don't take it too personally. — he shrugged casually, grinning with amusement. — Just warn me next time, or the shock will make me too cute. I need to keep my reputation. — A hoarse laugh came from the cat's throat as he pointed a finger pistol at Don.

The duck himself giggled and rolled his eyes. His usual cocky and confident expression appeared on his face. However, he didn't have time to reply..

— No! — Mickey's loud and hysterical scream rang out abruptly. Mouse quickly grabbed Donald and dragged him into the depths of the club at arm's length. — Nah-ah!

Pete remained standing while his mind slowly caught up with the unexpected scenario twist.

The remaining friends were also perplexed, but they quickly followed the suddenly flashing mouse anyway, leaving Mortimer and Pete alone with each other.

— Well.. — Mortimer mumbled, giving up trying to understand his opponent's sudden outburst. He crossed his arms over his chest, glaring at Pete, raising one eyebrow. — I didn't know that you and Donald could not try to break each other up for more than... five minutes.

Pete chuckled, taking out another cigarette and lighting it.

— Well, you know what they say? My best friend is my sworn enemy. — he took a step back, ceasing to be a support for the rat, which caused it to fall to the floor with a squeak.


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8 months ago

when a stranger askes who the triplets’ father is, Della Duck will always answer, “They don’t have a father, but they do have another mother”

she’s talking about Donald


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1 year ago

Donald is in danger: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

HDL: Oh no! Our dad! *immediately confused*

Scrooge without a shadow of embarrassment or something: MY BABY!!! *he runs to save and kiss his stupid sugar head*


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1 year ago

1.Day. Heterochromia

— Wow... — Donald whispered as he reached into Jose's cheek. — They are so... Beautiful — he reached up to her cheek and began to gently caress her while he was drowning in the eyes of his boyfriend.

Silence hung between the birds. They looked into each other's eyes with fascination and could not tear themselves away from each other.

Blue and brown eyes looked into his. And it was beautiful.

A gentle blue eye, as if the ocean was drawing him in. There were so many mysteries and so much beauty in it that he couldn't stop looking.

And the same gentle brown. It was as if the sweet chocolate that Donald adored so much made him want more. And he didn't really mind.

Donald was falling in love with every second.

And Jose...

Jose had never heard such words.

Everyone who saw his real eye color called him a freak.

He was afraid to show his blue eye, not knowing how his boyfriends would react.

"And how could I be afraid of such a cutie?" — Jose smiled.

— Jo? Are you okay? — Donald's worried voice brought him back to reality.

— Oh.. — when did he start crying?

Donald gently collected each tear, drying his cheeks with his sleeve.

Silence, like a warm blanket enveloped them, as if this moment could last forever.

— Carinos! — until the third boyfriend showed up.


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2 years ago

I wish that there could be a Royal Au for The Three Caballeros

This is your time @zerotwo and @superwolfiestar !

Donald Duck: He lived half of his childhood on an ordinary christian farm, but then Scrooge took him along with Della

He spent the rest of his life in the palace studying royal life (manners, etiquette and so on)

At the age 26, Della was stollen. The kidnappers could not be traced (by the standards of the Middle Ages), but fortunately Della was pregnant and they had to stop for her to give birth

When Della gave birth, Scrooge's army surrounded Flintheart's army (yeah, he will be kidnapper, sor for the spoiler)

While everyone was busy fighting, Donald infiltrated the Della. He gave her his clothes to make her look like an ordinary commoner and helped her hide the eggs so they wouldn't get hurt. Don himself changed into Della's dress and pretended to be her so that she could escape to the palace

Bonus: As you understand — Hortense is a queen, and Quackmore is a commoner. Scrooge became king when they died. Matilda in the "heart of silence", she and Von Drake opened the "second capital" and it became the "capital of silence", "heart" is a second name that scientists prefer

Jose Carioca: The assassin is a robber, owns magic. Scrooge hired him to find Donald.

His family owned magic, but was killed by the townspeople.

Bonus: For those who want to see Zica and Zeca. They are trained in the secret temple by Ari.

Panchito Pistoles: Matador, part-time mariachi (maybe has a little magic)

He carries with him: his father's sword, grandfather's guitar, and his mother's sombrero (who sewed it herself)

He was hired by Della to save Donald

Now about the plot:

One day, princess Della Duck was kidnapped by the terrible Flintheart Glomgold, the king of thieves.

Her family was in despair, no one knew where she was, expect Flint himself

But he didn't know that Della was pregnant, so when she gave birth, they had stop

King uncle Scrooge took advantage of this and immediately attacked their hiding place. Only he didn't foresee one thing: how will Della be able to escape with the eggs?

But the answer found itself

During the battle, her twin brother Donald Duck climbed into Della's bedroom. He helped her escape

Donald dressed his sister in Christian clothes, hid the eggs and sent her to Grandma Duck's farm. They're safe now. Only Donald realized that if Flintholt saw Della missing, he would become angry and possibly kill someone from his family

So he put on Della's cute dress and prerended to be her

When Scrooge realised what Donald had done, he was already furious. But it was too late, Donald had taken too far

Then Scrooge decided to take desperate measures. And Della, too.

Scrooge called to court the most cunning of the most cunning, the most dexterous of the dexterous and the meanest of the mean — Jose Carioca

And Della called the brave of the brave, the loud of the loud, the sweet of the sweet and the kind of the kind — Panchito Gonzalez Morales

It will be an adventure of a thief and hero who will become more than allies. Friends? Amigos? Or more?

And will the princess boy open his heart or let the pain inside kill him further?

Chu ♡


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