Shen: You Idiots

Shen: You idiots

Tai Lung: But your idiots

Kai, taking Tai Lung's paw showing wedding rings: FOOOOREEEEVEEEEEERR

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3 months ago

Finally something new, not the Dewey fucking pilot😭

Happy (late) Birthday, HDL!
Happy (late) Birthday, HDL!
Happy (late) Birthday, HDL!
Happy (late) Birthday, HDL!

Happy (late) birthday, HDL! <33

Here are my adult designs for them! Dewey's a model, Huey's a scout leader (and studying to be a professor), and Louie's a businessman


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8 months ago

Donald: .. And that's how I learned to fluff my tail without hands. Of course, I didn't use this skill much, but hey! It's cute.

Pete, who realized halfway through the story that he liked Donald's voice and didn't listen to everything else, wondering when and how he managed to fall in love with this quacking madness: Yeah... I bet it is...


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5 months ago

Tai Lung: Someone help me find my husband. He fell into the snow and now I can't see him and I can't tell him from the snow.


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9 months ago

On my mind? It's just you.

Oh Donal, Tell Me, What's On Your Mind? Don't Be Shy. It's Just Me.

Oh Donal, tell me, what's on your mind? Don't be shy. It's just me.


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11 months ago

I love it how, when Donald dances, he lifts his shirt like a dress.

:)


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2 years ago

Monkey: How do you feel about gays?

Crane: Passive

Monkey: Maybe neutral?

Crane: Maybe, sweetie *winks*


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1 year ago

Shen completely naked in a towel: TAI LUNG.

Tai Lung playing playstation: Hm? What?

Shen: When will you finally learn how to clean your hair?! *throws a large and wet ball of wool at Tai Lung*

Tai Lung quickly dodge the lump: Ew! Who would talk!

Shen: Excuse me?!

Tai Lung: I had to wash the dishes for you again!

Shen: You know I can't do that.

Tai Lung: Why?!

Shen: Yes, because my wings hint! Do you even know how difficult it is to dry with wet feathers?!

Tai Lung: Wear gloves then!

Shen: THERE ARE NO WING GLOVES!

Tai Lung: YES?! BUT GLOVES FOR HOOVES AND PAWS EXIST!

Kai: Ah! Bitch!

Tai Lung and Shen: *turn their heads sharply towards the sound*

Kai rubs his head in pain: Hey, girls. Why are we shouting?

Tai Lung: ...

Shen: ...

Kai: ...

Kai: ?

Shen: WHY DON'T YOU BEND OVER?!

Tai Lung: YES.

Kai: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!

*****************3 hours later*********************

They lie in the dark and try to sleep.

Tai Lung irritated: Fuck... Shen, for the sake of fucking dumplings, lie down normally and sleep!

Shen: I can't! I'm cold!

Kai: Then lie down with me! I'm warm. You could even say I'm hot~

Shen: Ew. Never.

Kai: Okay.

...

Shen: *silently crawls under the blanket to Kai*

Kai: Hehe

Shen: Shut up.

Tai Lung: YES SHUT UP.

Meanwhile at the spirit realm. Kai, Tai lung and Shen all lived together in the same bright-yellow, cozy, cottagecore apartment. And that they're the worst types of roommates with eachother to ever exist

The sink is clogged in furball (thx TL)

Shen doesn't wash the dishes

Kai occasionally ruins the ceiling with his large horns

Its canon, DreamWorks told me.


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7 months ago

HEY GUYS

I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG. MY PHONE WAS BROKEN AND I WAS ONLY ABLE TO GET ALL MY DATA BACK TODAY!!

I MISSED YOU VERY MUCH, I LOVE YOU!!

8 months ago

All three adults are to blame for Selena's Spear.

Scrooge understood the risk that Della would find out about the spear and his relationship would deteriorate with Donald, but he did it anyway. Donald knew how tough it was not to know his own family, but he did it anyway. But Della didn't know that about the consequences and just hoped for the best.

I believe that Della had postpartum depression and she thought that after the children she would have no adventures and the pressure from Donald also played a role. Therefore, when she found out about the rocket, she grabbed onto it as the last thread of hope.

Scrooge and Della undermined Donald's trust (although they didn't want to) and Donald most likely scared them both by showing how far he was willing to go in his anger.

God, I want a fanfiction where the three of them spill out what was inside them and in the end ALL three of them say "I'm sorry" to each other

Scrooge: "I'm sorry, Donald, I should have listened to you", "I'm sorry, Della, I should have listened to you"

Donald: "I'm sorry, Della, for pushing you, I should have listened to you", "I'm sorry, Uncle Scrooge, I shouldn't have gone so far as not to let the boys should know about their family,"

Della: "I'm sorry, Uncle Scrooge, Donny. I needed to tell you how I felt and what was on my mind."

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3 months ago
I Fricking Colored It. (I Didn’t Want To Make Uno Just Have White Hair, So I Made It Seem More Like

I fricking colored it. (I didn’t want to make Uno just have white hair, so I made it seem more like he dyed his bangs lol)

Anyway, enjoy!


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