In This Baeutiful World. Straight Up "enjoing It". And By "it". Haha. Well. Let's Justr Say. My Frands

don’t forget to eat & drink enough so you are hydrated & nutrient-dense for the vampire who is going to be feeding on you

do it scared do it weird do it alone. holy trinity

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

spotify can't shuffle for shit. i shuffle better than you and they laugh me out of card games. pathetic

it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

all my haters become graters when i age the parmesan of success

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store