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can we please talk about how Nick Carraway absolutely wants to get railed by his cousins husband in chapter 1 of The Great Gatsby

This is the funniest shit I've ever heard. It could be worse folks, at least we can still cyber bully them. =)

bubba

You are not an ancestor until there have been at least six generations after your generation or you are a great great grandparent/uncle/aunt.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

I am always down for a little diogenes

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

Ok so I'm just checking something and I need you guys to vote

I'll reblog this with a second poll cause tumblr doesn't let me put two of them on one post

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts