This Man Would Have The Hottest Takes About Icemav Istg

WHOOOOOOOOO HOLY MOLY YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN

Admiral Iceman the Samoyed

…I would unironically wear these. Am I??? A dad??

hello friend. i found something horrifyingly american at the store today. it is top gun related so u have to see it.

they’re top gun button ups i found at buc-ees :’) wooh patriotism

OMG THESE ARE SO RAD I UNIRONICALLY LOVE THEM, I NEED TO GO THERE NOW THEY WOULD MAKE GREAT GIFTS FOR MY DAD DAJSFKDSAJGFLSKDS

My parents: Doing some normal random thing

*screaming from the basement*

My parents: Is it Tumblr? or just Thursday?

Rooster: “I love it when my life spices itself up with ✨depression✨”

Hangman: “Bradley- honey- no.”

Apparently I badly want to go on my “stop making fun of plague doctors, they were ahead of their time and doing the best they could with the primitive equipment they had available” rant.

Has this been done yet?

SAM YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN GOOD BUDDY!!!!

The beach scene but make it gayer

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

goose asking maverick for one more volleyball game like “please for me?? for ME???” but he’s like not today bro and leaves