kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
Rät
reblog this rat until staff gets involved
fucking hate thar when you go to uni you have to actually do and turn in work like some kind of seventh grader. you should be able to just listen to the lecture & vibe
Unlike the lord I never claimed to be all-knowing and all-powerful concerning all affairs while tending to my little friends, unless I'm doing beekeeping wrong
Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
Eating him
eating him
Yelling about not actually being a twitter refugee like a surfer trying to convince a shark it is not a seal just because they look similar viewed from below
I may not the smartest rat in the KFC deep fryer, but I am very good at being round and crispy and tasty and well done
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