*bruce does something cute or something annoying*
Vance: *CHOMP*
- vance has cuteness aggression
- vance has an oral fixation/stim where he feels the need to bite things. he’s always chewing on plastic spoons and forks. especially plastic straws
- when vance’s overwhelmed with emotion he needs to bite. when he’s so overwhelmed with bruce and his feelings of love he bites him from
- bruce has bite marks on his arms from vance and his cuteness aggression
- bruce is very sweet but people do annoy him. he has his own personal “burn book” where he lets out the rudest remarks in japanese
- vance has two moms, rose and jane. people often say rude things to him about it, that’s why he gets into so many fights
- bruce is the captain of the debate club. his ability to  persuade others and have them agree with him helps tremendously in his debates
- bruce is taller than vance. vance the epitome of a short, angry person
- bruce’s litte sister, amy, braids vance’s hair whenever she can
- vance is relatively calm but gets annoyed easily. little things set him off. he likes to say he got his firey personality from his mom, rose
- bruce spends his weekends gardening. he has a small flower patch and some fruit trees growing in. he gardens in the free time between school and baseball
- vance loves to bake. whenever he is stressed or bored he bakes. he’s made pies, cookies, cakes, custards, pastries, you name it. it’s also his bonding time with his moms. they all enjoy time in the kitchen
- bruce likes to draw. he spends his time reading comics and copying the art styles, making his own comics for fun
- bruce absolutely loves baseball. he thinks about going pro once he’s older but is doubting it
- bruce is double jointed and it freaks vance out. he can pop his joints out of place and vance screams every time
- vance’s pinball score is one of the things he’s most proud of. it took a wallet of coins to achieve and total concentration. he dragged bruce out early the next morning to show him his score
- bruce fell first but vance fell harder
- bruce plays with vance’s hair to help him relax. he could spend hours like that, totally calm while under bruce’s attention
- vance is like a cat, claws always out for those he hates but comfortable with those he loves.
- vance is a brat and complains when stuff doesn’t go his way. he’s a spoiled only child. he’s always being annoying and bruce constantly tells him to stop being so whiny, that results in vance biting him
- bruce talks shit with amy while she gives him gossip about the lower classmen. it’s their sibling bonding time
- bruce helps patch up vance after his fights, though he prefers to do it alone
- bruce has a baseball collection filled with some of the most impressive signatures. he’s incredibly proud of it
- rose and jane do their best to teach vance to be a respectable boy. vance just happens to get annoyed easily and has a problem with authority
- vance looks eerily similar to both of his moms, it confuses people
- bruce tried to teach vance how to hit a baseball. the day ended with vance breaking the bat and chasing him with it
- bruce loves mint n chip ice cream. he will defend it until his final breath
- they spend their time at the baseball field or with the pinball machine. bruce teaches vance little things about baseball while vance teaches bruce his tricks in pinball
- bruce sleeps over vance’s a lot. he considers rose and jane to be his second parents.
- bruce once compared vance to an entitled house cat. vance pouted and snapped at people the rest of the day
LITERALLY
-crying over the attractiveness of Nikki Sixx, Jon Bon jovi etc.
-complaining that there are no bushy haired guys around anymore
-*casually talks about Tommy lees dick*
-shitposting
-calling glam rock band members “girls” or “pretty ladies”
-more crying
-“I didn’t get to see motley crue live and now I wanna die”
-worshiping the fabulousness of Paul Stanley
-“poison is probably the gayest straightest band in the world”
-memes
-laughing at the pink, sparkly clothing
-having to search “kiss band” instead of just “kiss” otherwise you are met with gifs of people who are making out.
REAL
I DID IT GUYSSS !! REDREW DAT FUNNY TUMBLR THING WITH ME N CHUCKY
Need
Goo goo Gaga
I want
I want milk
Paul my beloved ✨️💜
I will hope VERY MUCH that in the next episode they will not merge the potential of this version of Chucky, and will not kill him so soon
Real
i could not get the image of this out of my head